-> "Need A Drink"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Need You Now"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Need A Drink"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			
Every Monday Night
You see me on your TV screen
Acting like myself
As I bitch, curse and scream
And you wonder why my
Life is so cross wired
I blame my bad luck on Jon Cryer
It’s Monday night at nine
And again he has to wine
And I need a drink
Him and that actor kid
They make me flip my lid
And I need a drink
And that’s why I think
My life’s on the brink
And why I need a drink
Another shot of whiskey
Helps the blues to go away
And also, to confess
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And you wonder why my
Life is so cross wired
I blame my bad luck on Jon Cryer
It’s Monday night at nine
And again he has to wine
And I need a drink
Him and that actor kid
They make me flip my lid
And I need a drink
And that’s why I think
My life’s on the brink
And why I need a drink
Whoa, whoa
That’s the way it is
For me, Carlos Irwin Estevez
It’s Monday night at nine
And again he has to wine
And I need a drink
Him and that actor kid
They make me flip my lid
And I need a drink
And that’s why I think
My life’s on the brink
And why I need a drink
And I need a drink
Oh baby, I need a drink
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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