Lady Gaga feat. Flash Flood
"Porn,this way"

[Flash]:
It doesn't matter if you don't like wearing clothes
Just put them right on
Cuz your making porn this way baby


[Gaga]:
My mama told me when I way young
We are all born superstars

She told me boys won't like me
Unless I'm naked in their car

"Just wear as less as you possibly can"
She said "It's the only way you'll catch a man"

"So go seduce a guy,even if he's gay
Listen to me when I say"


I'm beautiful in my way
And I'll make no mistakes
I'm on the right track,baby
I make porn this way

Don't hide myself in any way
I'm ridin' naked every day
I'm on the right track,baby
I make porn this way

[Flash:]
OOO there are other ways
You're makin' porn this way
This is porn,this way
OOO They say you're for gays
But this is porn-
You're on the wrong track,baby
This is porn,this way

You may not be a fag-but you are a hag
You may not be a fag-but you are a hag
You may not be a fag-but you are a hag
You are!


Give yourself dignity
You ain't that neat
You wear dresses made of meat

What is this exhibitionism
Must be a self-defense mechanism

That promo with your naked hiney
Was really swiney(hey hey hey)
Live your life without nudity
Goodness,girl,have some dignity!

[Gaga]:
I'm beautiful in my way
And I'll make no mistakes
I'm on the right track,baby
I make porn this way

Don't hide myself in any way
I'm ridin' naked every day
I'm on the right track,baby
I make porn this way

[Flash:]
OOO there are other ways
You're makin' porn this way
This is porn,this way
OOO They say you're for gays
But this is porn-
You're on the wrong track,baby
This is porn,this way


You may not be a fag-but you are a hag
As the Brits would say,a real slag
You're whack, shite,douche,indecent
You're robotic,you're an ornament
You have some disabilites
Must've been outcast,bullied and teased
It's O.K.,you are who you are
But baby,you're makin' porn this way

No matter gay straight,or bi
We all wanna see you die
You're on the wrong track,baby
Your originality is a lie
Your persona is pure crap
Let's just leave it at that
You're on the wrong track,baby
It's porn,not art

[Gaga]
I'm beautiful in my way
And I'll make no mistakes
I'm on the right track,baby
I make porn this way

Don't hide myself in any way
I'm ridin' naked every day
I'm on the right track,baby
I make porn this way

[Flash:]
OOO there are other ways
You're makin' porn this way
This is porn,this way
OOO They say you're for gays
But this is porn-
You're on the wrong track,baby
This is porn,this way

[Gaga]:
I make porn this way,hey!
I make porn this way,hey!
This is the right track,baby
It's for straights and gays,hey!

[Flash]:
This is porn this way,hey!
And you like it,oy vey
You're on the wrong track, baby
This is so lame,hey!