-> "Born in Space"
Original Song Title:
"Born This Way"
Parody Song Title:
"Born in Space"
The Lyrics
(1991 AD)
We've detect life in quadrant M
Near the region of Epsilon
It isn't like us
We found life here in space Houston
(3011 AD)
They taught me English when I was young
Taught me to act this bizarre
We don't have hair where I come from
In my world we don't have bars
Learned the piano and then the guitar
I said, music is an easy game
I sing some lyrics and I'll go so far
but there's something I should say
I always cover my waist
and I've got 6 tongues for taste
I'm not human baby
I was born in space
My X-ray vision is set
Humans aren't hot-so don't fret
I like your lions baby
I was born in space
(born in space)
Ooo, I look the same ev'ry day
home is 10 light years away
Baby, I was born in space
(Born in space)
Ooo, just once a month I lay
Self produce, both sperm and eggs
That's right baby
I was born in space
Don't be afraid, I am not mean
I get my pay, in propylene
I don't use blades, sometimes I sting
That's me
Won't eat your husbands, won't hop your fence
Though I could use Juicy Fruit
Your world religions don't know mine-I'm sure
I'm in perfect health, Doctors want proof. . .
Another concert that I am in
This time in what's left of Berlin
(hey, hey, hey)
I have no wife, and I have no husband
Not much more that I can say
Original in my ways
Well not really, I'm not strange
I'm normal in my homeland
I was born in space
My runnin' speeds like a jet
Have a detachable chest
I've got a ray gun baby
I was born in space
Ooo, I must get back today
Baby help me get away
Baby, I was born in space
(Born in space )
Ooo, tentacles are put away
Stuck here with the human race
Please I must leave here baby
Must get back to space
(space)
(space)
May look like drag, but I'm just lean
My skin was blue, yes nat'rally
They covered it with paint and spent
twelve hours on my neon pecks
I have three hearts inside of me
In case one fails, I can still bleed
No auto-tune I need today
'Cause baby, I just sound this way
You see no veins in my thighs
That's cause in daylight, they hide
Retractable spikes baby
They go deep into my spine
I can break through any cage
Quickly figure out the maze
My eyes are dark black baby
The water hurts when I bathe
Never go out to the bay
Cause in swim trunks, people gaze
Its hard to hide from people
that I am from space
If you see me don't you fret
I may look weird, but it's set
You know my secret baby
I was born in space, yeah!
Ooo, I broke my door today
Tentacles got in the way
That's cause I was born in space
(Born in space )
Ooo, Up up up and away
Sky is pretty night a day
I'm gonna get back baby
back to my birthing place
I was born in space, hey!
I was born in space, hey!
I want to get back baby
get back to outer space, hey!
I was born in space, hey!
I was born in space, hey!
I want to get back baby
get back to outer space, hey!
No DNA
I'm Born in Space
No DNA
I'm Born in Space
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