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Song Parodies -> "Fast Track"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Fast Track"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Although no one knows if there will be a MiG-41 in the future (as the MiG-39 sits shelved), I based this parody on the artwork below and named it Fast Track as a NATO reporting name with a "F" for fighter. The fanciful drawing is somewhat realistic and looks like a combo MiG-21 and 35 with a hint of Sukhoi PAK-FA thrown in! The plane depicted uses a blended body/wing, canted tailfins, what looks to be an all-glass cockpit with HUD, an IRST system, a possible radar-cancelling emitter pod under the single-intake nose, cannons in the wing roots and a ventral gun beneath, a single large weapons bay (closed), and some form of rear defense sensors attached to the wings. I'm assuming that such a fighter would also possess an ELOP (ELecto-OPtical) system, possibly vectored thrust (although in the pic it looks like standard variable nozzle), and carry a refueling probe. Possible interlinking helmet display too. Anyway, I projected the timeframe as 2020. Plasma stealth is a possibility too, although with the Su-47 it reportedly didn't quite work out in trials.
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
DA! DA!
By 2020, MiG is ready
New fighter aimed at air supremacy
Blended body with single engine flame
Electro-optics and stealth-masked airframe
Brings Raptors down, Raptors down, down
In deadly showdowns, deadly showdowns
[Chorus]
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
DA! DA!
Handles well within its top airspeed
Wing-root cannons and hidden weapons bay
Radar cancellation- neat trick
Pulses fool a wide range of arrays
Brings Raptors down, Raptors down, down
In deadly showdowns, deadly showdowns
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
DA! DA!
[Bridge]
In the most practical sense,
It goes beyond mere defense
New fighter, spared no expense, arrives on time
But in its airspace defense
A role in which it does best
Fast Track when put to the test,
Engages six while tracking nine!
Gonna engage you,
BVR missiles shot way out of view
At Raptors and Lightning IIs,
Fast Track closing at Mach 2.2
2.2!!!
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
DA! DA!
MiG-41 Fast Track
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
DA! DA!
By 2020, MiG is ready
New fighter aimed at air supremacy
Blended body with single engine flame
Electro-optics and stealth-masked airframe
Brings Raptors down, Raptors down, down
In deadly showdowns, deadly showdowns
[Chorus]
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
DA! DA!
Handles well within its top airspeed
Wing-root cannons and hidden weapons bay
Radar cancellation- neat trick
Pulses fool a wide range of arrays
Brings Raptors down, Raptors down, down
In deadly showdowns, deadly showdowns
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
DA! DA!
[Bridge]
In the most practical sense,
It goes beyond mere defense
New fighter, spared no expense, arrives on time
But in its airspace defense
A role in which it does best
Fast Track when put to the test,
Engages six while tracking nine!
Gonna engage you,
BVR missiles shot way out of view
At Raptors and Lightning IIs,
Fast Track closing at Mach 2.2
2.2!!!
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
A VVS new tool, Mikoyan’s air jewel
West must someday deal with Fast Track, (it’s) deadly
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
New, new, new, new
MiG-41 Fast Track
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
MiG’s back
Fast Track!
DA! DA!
http://www.deviantart.com/download/187261711/mig_41s_by_abiator-d33ho27.jpg
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