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Song Parodies -> "The Maus"
Original Song Title:
"Applause"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"The Maus"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
See link below for details
The sight breathtaking
188 tons
There is no mistaking:
The giant tank with twin guns!
Porsche 205 from ‘43
On Hitler‘s order,
Only completed were two
By ‘45 disorder
Too big was Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus.
Too big was Panzer Maus-Maus
Huge was the Panzer Maus-Maus
Way beyond the King Tiger was insanity
The Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus
Thick armor below/above
(MB509 V-12)
1000 hp NOT enough!
(Design was unsound)
(Design was unsound)
THE MAUS
Design was unsound
(1000 hp NOT enough!)
THE MAUS
THE MAUS
The KwKs were scary,
128 (mm) packed heat
Co-Ax roar, double blow,
All tanks it could defeat
[It was an armored beast]
268 rounds,
Mobile blockhouse security
But moving it was hard- slow,
It crawled at such low speed
Too big was Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus.
Too big was Panzer Maus-Maus
Huge was the Panzer Maus-Maus
Way beyond the King Tiger was insanity
The Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus
Thick armor below/above
(MB509 V-12)
1000 hp NOT enough!
(Design was unsound)
(Design was unsound)
THE MAUS
Design was unsound
(1000 hp NOT enough!)
THE MAUS
THE MAUS
Moved!
Roads-crushed!
Moved!
Bridges out of touch
Schnorkel!!!
Too big was Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus.
Too big was Panzer Maus-Maus
Huge was the Panzer Maus-Maus
Way beyond the King Tiger was insanity
The Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus
Thick armor below/above
(MB509 V-12)
1000 hp NOT enough!
(Design was unsound)
(Design was unsound)
THE MAUS
Design was unsound
(1000 hp NOT enough!)
THE MAUS
Design was unsound
Design was unsound
(1000 hp NOT enough!)
A FLOP!!!
188 tons
There is no mistaking:
The giant tank with twin guns!
Porsche 205 from ‘43
On Hitler‘s order,
Only completed were two
By ‘45 disorder
Too big was Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus.
Too big was Panzer Maus-Maus
Huge was the Panzer Maus-Maus
Way beyond the King Tiger was insanity
The Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus
Thick armor below/above
(MB509 V-12)
1000 hp NOT enough!
(Design was unsound)
(Design was unsound)
THE MAUS
Design was unsound
(1000 hp NOT enough!)
THE MAUS
THE MAUS
The KwKs were scary,
128 (mm) packed heat
Co-Ax roar, double blow,
All tanks it could defeat
[It was an armored beast]
268 rounds,
Mobile blockhouse security
But moving it was hard- slow,
It crawled at such low speed
Too big was Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus.
Too big was Panzer Maus-Maus
Huge was the Panzer Maus-Maus
Way beyond the King Tiger was insanity
The Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus
Thick armor below/above
(MB509 V-12)
1000 hp NOT enough!
(Design was unsound)
(Design was unsound)
THE MAUS
Design was unsound
(1000 hp NOT enough!)
THE MAUS
THE MAUS
Moved!
Roads-crushed!
Moved!
Bridges out of touch
Schnorkel!!!
Too big was Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus.
Too big was Panzer Maus-Maus
Huge was the Panzer Maus-Maus
Way beyond the King Tiger was insanity
The Panzer Maus, the Maus, the Maus
Thick armor below/above
(MB509 V-12)
1000 hp NOT enough!
(Design was unsound)
(Design was unsound)
THE MAUS
Design was unsound
(1000 hp NOT enough!)
THE MAUS
Design was unsound
Design was unsound
(1000 hp NOT enough!)
A FLOP!!!
http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/PANZERKAMPFWAGEN%20VIII%20MAUS.htm
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