-> "Telephone (Gamer's Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Telephone"
Parody Song Title:
"Telephone (Gamer's Version)"
Parody Written by:
Screams of Surprise
The Lyrics
Hello, hello, baby you called
I can't hear a thing
I'm playing call of duty on my playstation 3
What what what did you say?
Oh you're breaking up on me
Sorry I cannot hear you
I'm killing zombies!
K-killing zombies!
K-killing zombies!
(K-killing)
Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm killing zombies!
Just a second, there are more weapons I need to gain
And I cannot text you while holding the control, up, A
You should have made some plans with me before I reached act 3
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm killing zombies!
Stop calling, stop calling!
I don't wanna talk anymore
'Cause I'm about to reach level 44
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna talk anymore
'Cause I'm about to pass level 44
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephoning me...
Stop telephoning me...
I'm killing...
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Stop telephoning me...
Stop telephoning me...
Can call when you want
But I'm getting real pwned
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Going insane
While I'm playing that game
As you're not gonna reach my telephone
Girl, the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster
Pwn this game no faster
Beat this game no faster!
'Cause when it comes to games, you're a n00b...
This is a disaster!
Pwning at modern warfare
Sorry I cannot answer!
Not that I don't like you, I'm just playing COD
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-r-ringing
Sometimes I feel like I should shut down my playstation
But screw it, I won't take your call, 'cause I'll be playing
'Cause I'll be playing
'Cause I'll be slaying
Tonight, I'm not taking no calls, 'cause I'll be playing!
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna talk anymore
And don't text me, either, cause you are still just a whore
Stop calling, stop calling
I don't wanna talk anymore
You better not be banging down my door
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna talk anymore
Your calls are making my ears red and sore
Stop calling, stop calling
I don't wanna talk anymore
You're more annoying than that girl from Jersey Shore
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Stop telephoning me
Stop telephoning me
I'm killing
Stop telephoning me...
Stop telephoning me...
Can call when you want, but I'm getting real pwned
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm going insane
While I'm playing that game
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
My-my-my telephone!
I-I-I'm getting pwned!
'Cause I'm owing insane while I'm playing that game and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
My-my-my telephone!
I-I-I'm getting pwned!
'Cause I'm going insane
While I'm playing that game
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
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