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Song Parodies -> "The Clause"
Original Song Title:
"Applause"
Original Performer:
Lady GAGA
Parody Song Title:
"The Clause"
Parody Written by:
JJ Lucia-Wright
The Lyrics
I stand here loading gifts into the bosses bag
Then check his magic list that tells me whos been good or bad
and then I check the reindeer, cause todays is the day
not a moment to loose its christmas eve were on our way
I work for Santa Clause the Clause The Clause
I work for santa clause clause, work for Santa Clause Clause
Live for the day full of gifts wrapped round your tree
The clause the clause the clause
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
at night when kids are weiry
and they fall asleep
well find you, in the sleigh so
gifts can go under your tree
One second were in Bedford
Then the carribean sea
south pole is where we start
then fly back home in time for tea!
I work for Santa Clause the Clause The Clause
I work for santa clause clause, work for Santa Clause Clause
Live for the day full of gifts wrapped round your tree
The clause the clause the clause
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
rush
rush rush, now
I work for Santa Clause the Clause The Clause
I work for santa clause clause, work for Santa Clause Clause
Live for the day full of gifts wrapped round your tree
The clause the clause the clause
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
Then check his magic list that tells me whos been good or bad
and then I check the reindeer, cause todays is the day
not a moment to loose its christmas eve were on our way
I work for Santa Clause the Clause The Clause
I work for santa clause clause, work for Santa Clause Clause
Live for the day full of gifts wrapped round your tree
The clause the clause the clause
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
at night when kids are weiry
and they fall asleep
well find you, in the sleigh so
gifts can go under your tree
One second were in Bedford
Then the carribean sea
south pole is where we start
then fly back home in time for tea!
I work for Santa Clause the Clause The Clause
I work for santa clause clause, work for Santa Clause Clause
Live for the day full of gifts wrapped round your tree
The clause the clause the clause
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
rush
rush rush, now
I work for Santa Clause the Clause The Clause
I work for santa clause clause, work for Santa Clause Clause
Live for the day full of gifts wrapped round your tree
The clause the clause the clause
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
its milk and cookies he loves
(dont Turn the lights on)
Pick the speed up, need to rush
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
(Make a snow cloud)
T-H-E-C-L-A-U-S-E
Pick the speed up, need to rush
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