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Song Parodies -> "Assad"
Original Song Title:
"Applause"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Assad"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Evil Assad now benefits from ISIS' advances into that nation and forces Obama to aid him with air strikes, which he welcomes to make his case of fighting terrorism in Syria's civil war. Bad news for Sunnis living there and other factions not aligned with the Shia way. What's truly horrible is that even IRAN approves of US action in Syria fighting ISIS!!! The ultimate insult to the US.
Assad is waiting for O' and the Pentagon
To smash ISIS while debating
"Is this mission right or wrong?"
So far it's just UAVs, recon in the air
It's the best US can do
Until they send some Predators!
Good news for sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Who thinks he is a god, god
Slaughters Sunni mob, mobs
He had turned to Iran to crush his enemies!
Sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Rules Syria with an iron glove
Takes his rivals out
But Sarin gas was far too much
Gave it up- was down
He's spilled so much of his people's blood
O' wanted him forced out
But now ISIS is a problem as such
That air strikes are allowed!
(A-S-S-A-D)
Yeah, he's real proud
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
(A-S-S-A-D)
He feels bailed out
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
US sucked in, so now he's not f-cked...
Syrian forces weary
New threats from the east
Was a real fear, despite bravado
That ISIS could there succeed!
For years, he was a loon
Syria a catastrophe
But Assad proved to be smart
Betting on ISIS' insanity
[To bait the West and meet HIS needs!]
Good news for sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Who thinks he is a god, god
Slaughters Sunni mob, mobs
He had turned to Iran to crush his enemies!
Sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Rules Syria with an iron glove
Takes his rivals out
But Sarin gas was far too much
Gave it up- was down
He's spilled so much of his people's blood
O' wanted him forced out
But now ISIS is a problem as such
That air strikes are allowed!
To hunt them down!
(A-S-S-A-D)
Yeah, he's real proud
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
(A-S-S-A-D)
He feels bailed out
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
US sucked in, so now he's not f-cked...
Rough, rough
Tough, tough, ouch
[No relief for Syrian factions]
Good news for sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Who thinks he is a god, god
Slaughters Sunni mob, mobs
He had turned to Iran to crush his enemies!
Sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Rules Syria with an iron glove
Takes his rivals out
But Sarin gas was far too much
Gave it up- was down
He's spilled so much of his people's blood
O' wanted him forced out
But now ISIS is a problem as such
That air strikes are allowed!
(A-S-S-A-D)
Yeah, he's real proud
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
(A-S-S-A-D)
He feels bailed out
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
US sucked in, so now he's not f-cked...
P-R-O-P, P-R-O-P...A-G-A-N-D-A
(for free)
To smash ISIS while debating
"Is this mission right or wrong?"
So far it's just UAVs, recon in the air
It's the best US can do
Until they send some Predators!
Good news for sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Who thinks he is a god, god
Slaughters Sunni mob, mobs
He had turned to Iran to crush his enemies!
Sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Rules Syria with an iron glove
Takes his rivals out
But Sarin gas was far too much
Gave it up- was down
He's spilled so much of his people's blood
O' wanted him forced out
But now ISIS is a problem as such
That air strikes are allowed!
(A-S-S-A-D)
Yeah, he's real proud
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
(A-S-S-A-D)
He feels bailed out
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
US sucked in, so now he's not f-cked...
Syrian forces weary
New threats from the east
Was a real fear, despite bravado
That ISIS could there succeed!
For years, he was a loon
Syria a catastrophe
But Assad proved to be smart
Betting on ISIS' insanity
[To bait the West and meet HIS needs!]
Good news for sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Who thinks he is a god, god
Slaughters Sunni mob, mobs
He had turned to Iran to crush his enemies!
Sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Rules Syria with an iron glove
Takes his rivals out
But Sarin gas was far too much
Gave it up- was down
He's spilled so much of his people's blood
O' wanted him forced out
But now ISIS is a problem as such
That air strikes are allowed!
To hunt them down!
(A-S-S-A-D)
Yeah, he's real proud
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
(A-S-S-A-D)
He feels bailed out
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
US sucked in, so now he's not f-cked...
Rough, rough
Tough, tough, ouch
[No relief for Syrian factions]
Good news for sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Who thinks he is a god, god
Slaughters Sunni mob, mobs
He had turned to Iran to crush his enemies!
Sick Assad, Assad, Assad
Rules Syria with an iron glove
Takes his rivals out
But Sarin gas was far too much
Gave it up- was down
He's spilled so much of his people's blood
O' wanted him forced out
But now ISIS is a problem as such
That air strikes are allowed!
(A-S-S-A-D)
Yeah, he's real proud
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
(A-S-S-A-D)
He feels bailed out
(A-S-S-A-D)
Terror claims sucked, but now he's in luck!
US sucked in, so now he's not f-cked...
P-R-O-P, P-R-O-P...A-G-A-N-D-A
(for free)
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