-> "Watch Politicians Dance"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Romance"
Parody Song Title:
"Watch Politicians Dance"
The Lyrics
Watch Politicians Dance
(Sung to 'Bad Romance' - Lady Gaga)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh, oh-oh-oh
Watch those politicians dance!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh, oh-oh-oh
Watch those politicians dance!
Caustic, ever sniping
dirty asses wiping
at them, always sniping
Watch politicians dance!
Laundry, dirty hanging
against walls, heads are banging
discordant speech is clanging
Watch politicians dance!
They want your vote and total control
They are obsessed with Stormy's bole
They want your soul, soul, soul soul
You stupid prole!
Claw out a victory, they gain the power!
Exude contempt as they stay in their tower!
Feel their hate, hate , hate, hate
You poor ingrate! (hate, hate, hate feel their hate)
You know that they want you
Until you vote, true
Then they'll be through with you!
They want your soul, asshole and total control
Then we can watch politicians dance!
They prate, those ingrates while they feed on your hate!
Then we'll watch politicians dance!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh, oh-oh-oh
Watch those politicians dance!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh, oh-oh-oh
Watch those politicians dance!
Rats and Pigs are trending!
Promises never ending
Freedoms, not defending
Watch politicians dance!
They've earned your horror; they're like a disease
Give them your all but they'll never be pleased
They run on sleaze, sleaze, sleaze, sleaze
Really? Please!
They murder air as they bloviate...
Corrupt whatever they touch, ingrates
They're mired in greed, greed, greed, greed
They'll watch you bleed as you plead, plead, plead!
Then they'll shit on you
and try to pawn you!('cause you never learn, baby)
Will it ever dawn on you?
In Congress towers they will gorge on power!
As we watch those politicians dance!
From GOP and Dem only R.E.M.
As we watch those politicians dance!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh, oh-oh-oh
Watch those politicians dance!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh, oh-oh-oh
Watch those politicians dance!
Now the thieves are once more swarming
Thunderheads, darkly storming
Dunderheads foully norming!
Watch politicians dance!
Congress reform, is it coming?
I hear the hollow drumming
You and me they're strumming!
Watch politicians dance!
John McCain has Cancered brain
Pelosi Leatherface quite insane!
Waters Waters freedom slaughtered
Mortgaging our sons and daughters
Paul and Ryan, pointless crying
Meanwhile our Republic's dying
Congress has their brains in pants..
As we watch the politicians dance...
They crave the power of Congress towers
They want your soul for their bankroll!
Nous voulons voir des politiciens danser!
Ich will deine Liebe, Ich hatte das nicht glaube
Congress is not your friend (Watch those politicians dance!)
They are not your friends, Watch politicians dance!
Watch those politicians dance!
Watch politicians dance!
They want it all as you are slammed to a wall
so we can watch politicians dance
You think too small as they ramp up their gall
so we can watch politicians dance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh, oh-oh-oh
Watch politicians dance!
Watch those politicians dance!
Watch politicians dance! (oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh...)
Watch politicians dance!
Watch those politicians dance!
Republic softly ending
Constitution rending
Tyranny Trending
Watch politicians dance!
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