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Song Parodies -> "Alien Autopsy?"
Original Song Title:
"Paparazzi"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady GaGa
Parody Song Title:
"Alien Autopsy?"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
In 1947 at Roswell a triangular craft went down in a storm and crashed on a farmer's property. The US Army came in and sealed the town off while crating and removing all debris. They USAFclaimed it was a weather balloon and over the decades revised the story three times officially. They lied- the craft was a German Ho-X design spy craft with a material called Aero Sponge (Luftschwamm) that sucked air into the craft w/o the need for air intakes. The craft had a small rocket motor or perhaps jet engine, but was meant to loiter over the USSR courtesy of a Japanese FUGO-type balloon and then jettison it to boost glide back to the Pacific Ocean to be recovered by a USN aircraft carrier. Film would be processed right on the carrier and be flown out.
A strong thundercloud
The ship’s hit the ground
Struck by lightning bolt
Gave the craft quite a terrific jolt
The crash was fatal
Only fire and twisted metal, left, oh no
Long debris trail
Crash site is too dangerous
Not sure what it is
But no civilian photographs
Maybe it’s a spacecraft
But burning and really smashed
Better quarantine the area, ‘cause I-
I'm here for examination
Can’t risk contamination
Perhaps an Alien autopsy?
Maybe from another star
Or maybe just another German war capture
Perhaps an Alien Autopsy?
The craft is triangular with upturned wings
And FUGO-type balloon debris, among other things
It looks like a German Horten design
With stealth anti-radar grooves cut into the underside
No Alien Autopsy…
The nose is separated
While the central fuselage is crated
None of the men survived
Sadly, they all burned alive
Interior is burnt, fuselage covered in Luftschwamm
Other than that, looks like an exploded bomb
Lightning must have hit
The oxygen rich cockpit
Better seal-off the area ‘cause I-
I'm here for examination
Can’t risk de-classification
Will this turn into a conspiracy?
This isn’t from another star
Just another German war capture
No Alien Autopsy…
The craft is triangular with upturned wings
And FUGO-type balloon debris, among other things
It looks like a German Horten design
With stealth anti-radar grooves cut into the underside
No Alien Autopsy…
Amazing how this recon bird did fly
Now the USAF has to make up a lie
Say it was just a meteorological balloon
And remove all the debris soon
I'm here for examination
Can’t risk de-classification
Will this turn into a conspiracy?
This isn’t from another star
Just another German war capture
No Alien Autopsy…
The craft is triangular with upturned wings
And FUGO-type balloon debris, among other things
It looks like a German Horten design
With stealth anti-radar grooves cut into the underside
No Alien Autopsy…
The ship’s hit the ground
Struck by lightning bolt
Gave the craft quite a terrific jolt
The crash was fatal
Only fire and twisted metal, left, oh no
Long debris trail
Crash site is too dangerous
Not sure what it is
But no civilian photographs
Maybe it’s a spacecraft
But burning and really smashed
Better quarantine the area, ‘cause I-
I'm here for examination
Can’t risk contamination
Perhaps an Alien autopsy?
Maybe from another star
Or maybe just another German war capture
Perhaps an Alien Autopsy?
The craft is triangular with upturned wings
And FUGO-type balloon debris, among other things
It looks like a German Horten design
With stealth anti-radar grooves cut into the underside
No Alien Autopsy…
The nose is separated
While the central fuselage is crated
None of the men survived
Sadly, they all burned alive
Interior is burnt, fuselage covered in Luftschwamm
Other than that, looks like an exploded bomb
Lightning must have hit
The oxygen rich cockpit
Better seal-off the area ‘cause I-
I'm here for examination
Can’t risk de-classification
Will this turn into a conspiracy?
This isn’t from another star
Just another German war capture
No Alien Autopsy…
The craft is triangular with upturned wings
And FUGO-type balloon debris, among other things
It looks like a German Horten design
With stealth anti-radar grooves cut into the underside
No Alien Autopsy…
Amazing how this recon bird did fly
Now the USAF has to make up a lie
Say it was just a meteorological balloon
And remove all the debris soon
I'm here for examination
Can’t risk de-classification
Will this turn into a conspiracy?
This isn’t from another star
Just another German war capture
No Alien Autopsy…
The craft is triangular with upturned wings
And FUGO-type balloon debris, among other things
It looks like a German Horten design
With stealth anti-radar grooves cut into the underside
No Alien Autopsy…
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