Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Janis"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Original Performer:
Lady GaGa
Parody Song Title:
"Janis"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is not meant to be offensive to the Catholic Church, but is the story of a lusty Catholic young man involved with a sinful Nun.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Jan-is
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Adiuvare Me!!!
When she comes to me I am horny
I’ll caress her body with my hands seeking to please
Forgive her when she asks me to do it again
Eventually, I’ll fall down on my knees
I’ll then bow down, then bow down, bow down
Worshipping a queen with no crown, queen with no crown
[Chorus]
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Jan-is
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Adiuvare Me!!!
I couldn’t lust after a woman so sinfully
I hope the Holy Father can forgive my evil ways
I’ve learned how lust can consume a man,
Ruin his mind with temptation, and defile the body
I’ll then bow down, then bow down, bow down
Worshipping a queen with no crown, queen with no crown
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
[Bridge]
In the most Biblical sense,
I need total repentance
Catholic Sister, Sin Kisser, has lost her mind
But in the physical sense
I will come to her defense
I confess, I need penance,
I vow to wear a condom next time!!!
I lust after you,
But my spirit’s pulling me away from you
The rumors are all true,
Sister Janis is the deceiving whore I bow to
I bow to
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Jan-is
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Adiuvare Me!!!
I’m in lust with Janis
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Jan-is
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Adiuvare Me!!!
When she comes to me I am horny
I’ll caress her body with my hands seeking to please
Forgive her when she asks me to do it again
Eventually, I’ll fall down on my knees
I’ll then bow down, then bow down, bow down
Worshipping a queen with no crown, queen with no crown
[Chorus]
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Jan-is
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Adiuvare Me!!!
I couldn’t lust after a woman so sinfully
I hope the Holy Father can forgive my evil ways
I’ve learned how lust can consume a man,
Ruin his mind with temptation, and defile the body
I’ll then bow down, then bow down, bow down
Worshipping a queen with no crown, queen with no crown
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
[Bridge]
In the most Biblical sense,
I need total repentance
Catholic Sister, Sin Kisser, has lost her mind
But in the physical sense
I will come to her defense
I confess, I need penance,
I vow to wear a condom next time!!!
I lust after you,
But my spirit’s pulling me away from you
The rumors are all true,
Sister Janis is the deceiving whore I bow to
I bow to
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
I’m just a Horny Fool, this temptation’s just too cruel
I’m still in lust with Sister Janis, forgive me
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I’m in lust with Janis
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Jan-is
Janis! Jan-is Janis! Adiuvare Me!!!
http://www.rainbowreporter.com/images/nun41.jpg
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Oh, Janis my queen, crown me, BANG!! OUCH!!! :-D Great job Rob! :-) 5's!
Adiuvare Me!!! means Help Me!!! in Latin... at least I think it does???!!! Been a long time since my mom taught me some Latin ;-D
Yes, "Adiuvare Me" means "to help me" I looked it up.... ;-)
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/ladygaga41.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1037
