-> "Go Under the Knife"
Original Song Title:
"Marry the Night"
Parody Song Title:
"Go Under the Knife"
The Lyrics
I'm gonna go under the knife
Fix these breasts I don’t like
I'll be a beauty queen
Men will drool at the sight
I'm gonna increase my breast size
Gonna get implants, then lie
Let my curves come alive
I’ll be a looker
I'm gonna go under the knife
I'm gonna go under the knife
I'm gonna go under the knife
[Chorus]
I'm gonna go under the knife
I'm not gonna fantasize anymore
I'm gonna go under the knife
Gonna go from a C-cup to D-cup or more
G-g-g-Go under, g-g-g-go under, g-g-g-go under the knife
Oh, g-g-g-go under, g-g-g-go under, g-g-g-go under the knife
I'm gonna show off my boobs
Put on a tight top and dance
In the clubs every chance
that I get, make all the guys erect
I'm a hooker
Then I'll get into a bed
Where I can feel like a whore
My saline implants to explore
By the guys I adore
I'm a hottie
I'm gonna go under the knife
I'm gonna go under the knife
I'm gonna go under the knife
I'm not gonna fantasize anymore
I'm gonna go under the knife
Gonna go from a C-cup to D-cup or more
G-g-g-Go under, g-g-g-go under, g-g-g-go under the knife
Oh, g-g-g-go under, g-g-g-go under, g-g-g-go under the knife
[Bridge]
Implants are so cool
They can make horny guys drool
I’ll get a pair of new breasts that I'll never lose
Surgery is what my body craves
Surgeons all too happy to endorse this craze
All the work’s going right up front
Then I’m never goin’ back, cuz all the
men will love my new rack!!!
It’s gonna be fun
Yeah, I’m gonna jiggle ‘em!
I'm gonna go under the knife
I'm gonna enlarge my cup size
I'm gonna go under the knife
Watch guys crotches come alive
G-g-g-Go under, g-g-g-go under, g-g-g-go under the knife
Oh, g-g-g-go under, g-g-g-go under, g-g-g-go under the knife
Oh, g-g-g-go under, g-g-g-go under, g-g-g-go under the knife
I'm gonna go under
Go under
I'm gonna go under
Go under
(Surgeon, Surgeon) the knife
The knife
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