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Song Parodies -> "Halitosis"
Original Song Title:
"Alejandro"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Halitosis"
Parody Written by:
Scott E. Carpenter
The Lyrics
Lady Gag-gag Halitosis (To the tune of Alejandro, by Lady Gaga)
I know that we are dumb.
And I know you may love cheese.
But I just can't be with you like this anymore.
Halitosis.
She’s got a problem with my bad breath.
And it don’t smell too good,
Don’t smell too good
I throw tooth paste
In the garbage.
I got a stench zone ‘round my head.
Around you.
You know that I smell bad, boy.
Smell like sour dough, by choice.
At this point you gotta puke,
Oh, what a kook.
Don’t brush my teeth.
Don’t brush my teeth, Halitosis.
Can’t floss my gums
Won’t rinse my mouth, Orlando.
Don't wanna kiss, don’t get too close
Just find me a toothbrush.
Don't call me sane.
Got half a brain, Prosciutto.
Halitosis.
Halitosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.[2x]
(Stop. Please. Just let me go. Halitosis. Just let me go.)
Smells like Hoboken,
That’s in New Jersey.
But her boyfriend cannot add, and he wears plaid.
and all that bad cheese I ate before him.
Now he's gonna run away, stench drove him mad.
You know that I smell bad, boy.
Smell like sour dough, by choice.
At this point you gotta puke,
Oh, what a kook.
Don’t brush my teeth.
Don’t brush my teeth, Halitosis.
Can’t floss my gums
Won’t rinse my mouth, Orlando.
Don't wanna kiss, don’t get too close
Just find me a toothbrush.
Don't call me sane.
Got half a brain, Prosciutto.
Halitosis.
Halitosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.[2x]
Don’t brush my teeth.
Don’t brush my teeth, Halitosis.
Can’t floss my gums
Won’t rinse my mouth, Orlando.
I'm not your babe.
Ate broccoli rabe, Halitosis.
Don't wanna kiss, don’t get too close. Orlando!
Don't call me sane.
Got half a brain, and Halitosis.
Ate broccoli rabe
Florida’s a state, like Orlando.
Don't wanna kiss, don’t get too close
Just find me a toothbrush.
Don't call me sane.
Ate monkey brain, with Prosciutto.
Halitosis.
Halitosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.[2x]
Don’t brush my teeth.
Don’t brush my teeth, Halitosis.
Ate broccoli rabe
Florida’s a state, like Orlando.
Don't wanna kiss, don’t get too close
Just find me a toothbrush.
Don't call me sane.
I’m not McCain. Prosciutto!
Halitosis.
And I know you may love cheese.
But I just can't be with you like this anymore.
Halitosis.
She’s got a problem with my bad breath.
And it don’t smell too good,
Don’t smell too good
I throw tooth paste
In the garbage.
I got a stench zone ‘round my head.
Around you.
You know that I smell bad, boy.
Smell like sour dough, by choice.
At this point you gotta puke,
Oh, what a kook.
Don’t brush my teeth.
Don’t brush my teeth, Halitosis.
Can’t floss my gums
Won’t rinse my mouth, Orlando.
Don't wanna kiss, don’t get too close
Just find me a toothbrush.
Don't call me sane.
Got half a brain, Prosciutto.
Halitosis.
Halitosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.[2x]
(Stop. Please. Just let me go. Halitosis. Just let me go.)
Smells like Hoboken,
That’s in New Jersey.
But her boyfriend cannot add, and he wears plaid.
and all that bad cheese I ate before him.
Now he's gonna run away, stench drove him mad.
You know that I smell bad, boy.
Smell like sour dough, by choice.
At this point you gotta puke,
Oh, what a kook.
Don’t brush my teeth.
Don’t brush my teeth, Halitosis.
Can’t floss my gums
Won’t rinse my mouth, Orlando.
Don't wanna kiss, don’t get too close
Just find me a toothbrush.
Don't call me sane.
Got half a brain, Prosciutto.
Halitosis.
Halitosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.[2x]
Don’t brush my teeth.
Don’t brush my teeth, Halitosis.
Can’t floss my gums
Won’t rinse my mouth, Orlando.
I'm not your babe.
Ate broccoli rabe, Halitosis.
Don't wanna kiss, don’t get too close. Orlando!
Don't call me sane.
Got half a brain, and Halitosis.
Ate broccoli rabe
Florida’s a state, like Orlando.
Don't wanna kiss, don’t get too close
Just find me a toothbrush.
Don't call me sane.
Ate monkey brain, with Prosciutto.
Halitosis.
Halitosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.
Hali-hali-tosis.[2x]
Don’t brush my teeth.
Don’t brush my teeth, Halitosis.
Ate broccoli rabe
Florida’s a state, like Orlando.
Don't wanna kiss, don’t get too close
Just find me a toothbrush.
Don't call me sane.
I’m not McCain. Prosciutto!
Halitosis.
Copyright ( c ) 2010 Scott Carpenter. scarpenter44@windstream.net. All rights reserved.
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I love Gaga parodies, and this is the best Alejandro parody I've seen...nice work!
This smells - in a good way.
very funny stuff.
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