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Song Parodies -> "Jackass"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Original Performer:
Lady GaGa
Parody Song Title:
"Jackass"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
After watching the Republican debate I was unimpressed with Governor Rick Perry and his cavalier attitude and also offended that they gave Michele Bachmann so little time amongst the guys. So here it is in song...
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Jackass! From Tex-as! Jackass!
From Tex-as! YEE-HAW!!!
When he runs for Prez don’t make me laugh
I’ve read his book and wait for his next gaffe
This guy from the Right is just too extreme
Thinks his State can run itself- insane!
Ignorant lout, ignorant lout, lout
A Gov with no clout, Gov with no clout
[Chorus]
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Jackass! From Tex-as! Jackass!
From Tex-as! YEE-HAW!!!
I have to rate this man so poorly
Thinks he can run the US like his State
Wants to eliminate your Social Security
This is a candidate everyone can hate
Ignorant lout, ignorant lout, lout
A Gov with no clout, Gov with no clout
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
[Bridge]
In the most political sense,
Perry doesn’t make sense
Governor, executioner, lost his mind
He just makes people feel tense
Once the rhetoric is dispensed
Perry can build “The Fence”
Hey, at least that one idea’s fine
I can’t understand you,
But another’s pulling me away from you
GOP has virtues,
Bachmann is the REP I cling to
I cling to
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Jackass! From Tex-as! Jackass!
From Tex-as! YEE-HAW!!!
Perry is a Jackass
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Jackass! From Tex-as! Jackass!
From Tex-as! YEE-HAW!!!
When he runs for Prez don’t make me laugh
I’ve read his book and wait for his next gaffe
This guy from the Right is just too extreme
Thinks his State can run itself- insane!
Ignorant lout, ignorant lout, lout
A Gov with no clout, Gov with no clout
[Chorus]
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Jackass! From Tex-as! Jackass!
From Tex-as! YEE-HAW!!!
I have to rate this man so poorly
Thinks he can run the US like his State
Wants to eliminate your Social Security
This is a candidate everyone can hate
Ignorant lout, ignorant lout, lout
A Gov with no clout, Gov with no clout
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
[Bridge]
In the most political sense,
Perry doesn’t make sense
Governor, executioner, lost his mind
He just makes people feel tense
Once the rhetoric is dispensed
Perry can build “The Fence”
Hey, at least that one idea’s fine
I can’t understand you,
But another’s pulling me away from you
GOP has virtues,
Bachmann is the REP I cling to
I cling to
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
He’s just a Stupid Fool, forget it, he’s not cool
Just another Jackass from Texas, lately
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Oh-no, Oh-no!
Perry is a Jackass
Jackass! From Tex-as! Jackass!
From Tex-as! YEE-HAW!!!
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