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Song Parodies -> "The Edge of a Cliff"
Original Song Title:
"The Edge of Glory"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"The Edge of a Cliff"
Parody Written by:
Joel Martinez
The Lyrics
Based on my thoughts throughout High School, yaay!
There is no reason why I should be thankful I’m
Alive, yeah baby, alive yeah baby
I’ve got more reasons as why I should just give up
And die
It’s never pleasing to doubt death can be much worse
Than life, yeah baby, than life at eighty
There is no purpose to be told to live just to
Ask why
It’s time to feel the clutch
To push the trig at us
I’ll make a bomb or two
With an inch long fuse
So we can go all bite the dust
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I’m hanging by the tip of it too
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And my hands are both about to break loose
I’m on the edge (the edge)
The edge! (The edge!)
THE EDGE! (THE EDGE!)
THE EEEEEDGE!
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I’m regretting not bringing a noose
I’m on the edge from you
I’d rather hop and see you on the other side
Tonight, yeah baby, or right now, maybe
Or breathe the gas that makes you laugh at suicide
Tonight, (All right, lets die!)
Who would’ve thought that most religions in this world
Required a deity we can’t even see
As cliché as it sounds, you still can’t spell life
Without “lie” (It’s lies! ALL LIES!)
It’s time to feel the thrust
To split your veins because
This world lacks enough proof
We have half a clue
So we don’t need living jealous
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I think my vertigo has been soothed
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And Half of Wall Street will join me here soon
I’m on the edge (the edge)
The edge! (The edge!)
THE EDGE! (THE EDGE!)
THE EEEEEDGE!
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I can feel the rocks breaking off too
I’m on the edge, WOO HOO!
(Epic saxophone solo)
I’M ON THE EDGE FROM TRUTH!
(Still the saxophone solo)
I’M ON THE EDGE, SALUTE!
(Saxaphone solo almost over)
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I’m ending my life with one air cruise
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I’m hoping this won’t be on the news
I’m on the edge (the edge)
The edge! (The edge!)
THE EDGE! (THE EDGE!)
THE EEEEEDGE!
I’m off the edge of a cliff
And I’m glad I forgot a parachute
Jumped off the edge now, whoops!
(Saxaphone encore)
I’m off the edge now, phew!
Alive, yeah baby, alive yeah baby
I’ve got more reasons as why I should just give up
And die
It’s never pleasing to doubt death can be much worse
Than life, yeah baby, than life at eighty
There is no purpose to be told to live just to
Ask why
It’s time to feel the clutch
To push the trig at us
I’ll make a bomb or two
With an inch long fuse
So we can go all bite the dust
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I’m hanging by the tip of it too
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And my hands are both about to break loose
I’m on the edge (the edge)
The edge! (The edge!)
THE EDGE! (THE EDGE!)
THE EEEEEDGE!
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I’m regretting not bringing a noose
I’m on the edge from you
I’d rather hop and see you on the other side
Tonight, yeah baby, or right now, maybe
Or breathe the gas that makes you laugh at suicide
Tonight, (All right, lets die!)
Who would’ve thought that most religions in this world
Required a deity we can’t even see
As cliché as it sounds, you still can’t spell life
Without “lie” (It’s lies! ALL LIES!)
It’s time to feel the thrust
To split your veins because
This world lacks enough proof
We have half a clue
So we don’t need living jealous
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I think my vertigo has been soothed
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And Half of Wall Street will join me here soon
I’m on the edge (the edge)
The edge! (The edge!)
THE EDGE! (THE EDGE!)
THE EEEEEDGE!
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I can feel the rocks breaking off too
I’m on the edge, WOO HOO!
(Epic saxophone solo)
I’M ON THE EDGE FROM TRUTH!
(Still the saxophone solo)
I’M ON THE EDGE, SALUTE!
(Saxaphone solo almost over)
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I’m ending my life with one air cruise
I’m on the edge of a cliff
And I’m hoping this won’t be on the news
I’m on the edge (the edge)
The edge! (The edge!)
THE EDGE! (THE EDGE!)
THE EEEEEDGE!
I’m off the edge of a cliff
And I’m glad I forgot a parachute
Jumped off the edge now, whoops!
(Saxaphone encore)
I’m off the edge now, phew!
(*Whistling sound*) THUMP!
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