-> "Pledge for Glory"
Original Song Title:
"Edge of Glory"
Parody Song Title:
"Pledge for Glory"
The Lyrics
There is a way that you can make your shelves all glow
So bright, yeah baby
So bright, yeah baby
I got a cheap spray that is safe around your home that's right
Yeah you can use it on wood, laminate and chrome
It shines yeah baby,
It shines yeah baby,
Even on leather, plastic, and smooth marble stone alright
After the dust gets brushed
no rush, so nice that you'll blush
It's gonna shine at you, to the ledge it's true
Yes this will soon be the whtie glove
Give me some Pledge for glory,
Yes I use this product weekly it's true
Using some Pledge for glory
And I'm gonna make it shiny like new
I will use Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
I will use Pledge for Glory
And next I may use it on my new shoes
Leather likes Pledge it's true
Another scrub, and then we'll hit the other side,
Must shine, yeah baby
Must shine, yeah baby
I've got some Pledge for ev'ry table in our sight tonight
That's Right, That's Right
Wooden lamp shades and televisions or fan blades
Let's wipe, yeah baby
Let's wipe, yeah baby
and it won't hurt if we overshine ain't no shame
Tonight
That's right, That's right
Windex may clean as such
To crush the dirt you'll brush
but still I will turn to, to the Pledge it's true
So we can make it shine and buff
I'll grab the Pledge for glory
And I'm gonna use it often for you
Apply some Pledge for Glory
and we can use it on the patio too
Just grab some pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
Some Pledge
We'll use some Pledge for glory
And It helps that it smells lemony too
I'll use some Pledge for you
I'll use some Pledge for you
I'll use some Pledge for you
Let's grab some Pledge for glory
And we'll use it on the bath-tub to boot
Just use some Pledge for Glory
Yes you've gotta make it blingy don't you
Just grab the Pledge
The Pledge
The Pledge
The Pledge
The Pledge
The Pledge
The Pledge
I'll use the Pledge for Glory
It's use is all over the room
I'll shine with Pledge it's true
it's true
it's true
it's true
I'll shine with Pledge it's true
it's true
it's true
it's true
I'll shine with Pledge it's true
it's true
it's true
it's true
I'll shine with Pledge it's true
it's true
it's true
it's true
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