-> "Do What I Want (With Crimea)"
Original Song Title:
"Do What U Want (With My Body)"
Parody Song Title:
"Do What I Want (With Crimea)"
The Lyrics
[Putin]
I send troops, I stand alone
Answering the ethnic Russian call
I, I stand up, to the USA
And then your sanctions hit
Which don’t mean a damn thing (to me)
I do what I want
What I want with Crimea
Do what I want
Won't stop, the seizures
Do what I want
What I want with Crimea
Do what I want
What I want with Crimea
Protest all you want
About this territory
And warmongering?
Nyet, West, I'm not sorry
Will finish what I start
And you can’t change my mind, I
Do what I want (with Crimea)
Do what I want with Crimea
You can't stop my troops cause
We can lightning strike, I
Do what I want (with Crimea)
Do what I want (with Crimea)
[Obama, UN, and EU]
Ukraine reeling, legal fights
Meetings held, veto… right?
Hastened schedule, human rights
A bad situation
But we will fight (Possible showdown...)
The EU thinks that you are nuts
Risky gamble, you’ve got guts
Annexation, Da, you got what you want
You want to enter in and then not exit
You're the Mad Russian, I'm the President
I hate to hear you say, Vlad:
[Putin Again]
Do what I want
Do what I want with Crimea
Do what I want
Do what I want with Crimea
The West I snub, firing shots, I am haughty
Intervention? You’re not that mighty
Do what I want
Do what I want with Crimea
Do what I want
Do what I want with Crimea
Da, I’m taking these borders and I’m tearin’ them up
And I’m seizing these bases ‘cause I don't give a f-ck
Will finish what I start
And you can’t change my mind, I
Do what I want (with Crimea)
Do what I want with Crimea
You can't stop my troops cause
We can lightning strike, I
Do what I want (with Crimea)
Do what I want (with Crimea)
My troops will go where they’re told
Because I’m not meek but bold
I won’t fall apart
When your sanctions start
On Ukraine I have no pity
Anyone can be a critic…
[Crimea is zone-specific]
Will finish what I start
And you can’t change my mind, I
Do what I want (with Crimea)
Do what I want with Crimea
You can't stop my troops cause
We can lightning strike, I
Do what I want (with Crimea)
Do what I want (with Crimea)
Do what I want with ease
What I want with Crimea
Do what I want in Black Sea
What I want with Crimea
Do what I want and seize
What I want with Crimea
Do what I want as I please
What I want with Crimea
World (take heed)…
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