**Simon**
And who are you?

**Larry Platt**
Larry Platt.

**Simon**
What are you going to sing for us?

**Larry**
I'm gonna sing a song of mine called "Pants on the Ground."

**Me**
I'm gonna do a spoof called "Platt's Got a Sound."

(Singing/rapping)
Platt's got a sound
Platt's got a sound
Rappin' 'bout a fool with his pants on the ground

From the old kinda South
Four-word catchphrase
Platt's all around
Talkin' down the "cool cats"

Cooking like a fool
Going down town
With his "Pants on the Ground!"
Crank it up

I love the "Pants on the Ground"
Wacky kinda cool
Talkin'
Balkin' 'bout the "Pants on the Ground"
Crank it up
Hey, Larry Platt's got a sound
Talkin' kinda cool 'bout your pants on the ground

Sing the words with my mouth
Face turned sideways
"Pants" hit "the Ground"
Lookin' like a cool cat

Laughin' like a fool
Laughin'
Rappin' to the "Pants on the Ground!"

Boo... ya... hey!

Song is trippy cool
Sing it, "Pants on the Ground"

Singin' "Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways"
Platt's hit, the sound
Damn, this guy is all that

(Song is interrupted amid uncontrollable laughter)

**Simon**
Larry, Larry!
Larry, what was that song called?

**Larry Platt**
"Pants on the Ground."

**Simon**
Are you sure?

**Larry Platt**
Yeah.

**Simon**
I have a strange feeling this song will be a hit, be parodied on YouTube, be sung by Brett Favre, be parodied by Jimmy Kimmell as Neil Young, and be parodied on Amiright.

**Randy**
I'm gonna sign you a record contract after this!

**Simon**
Just one question, how old are you?

**Larry**
62 years old.

**Simon**
What??!! I'm sorry, you're a little over the age limit of our audience, which is 13. But this won't be the last we hear of you. I have a feeling about you, Larry.

(Everybody starts chanting "Pants on the Ground.")