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Song Parodies -> "Drain Pipe"

Original Song Title:

"Collide"

Original Performer:

Leona Lewis

Parody Song Title:

"Drain Pipe"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

After the fall of Tripoli in August, Gadhafi found refuge in his home city of Sirte which delayed the end of the Libyan Civil War for months of intense fighting. But in the end, Gadhafi was forced to flee in a convoy that had been delayed for 5 hrs (from 3 am to 8 am) due to that fighting. As he attempted to flee, French jets hit the convoy killing many, but Gadhafi amazingly survived with his son and at least two bodyguards. They sought refuge in a drainage pipe of all places but were discovered. Gadhafi had wounds to the legs but video suggests that he was beaten about the face and bloodied before being murdered with a single 9mm shot to his left temple as revenge for the sufferings of the Libyan people and a show of victory for the Rebels. Like Saddam, he was trapped like a rat in a hole...
Early, your convoy left town
The Rebels hunting you down
Hiding in familiar places
Gadhafi refused all changes

Step ahead of the Rebels
Three months on the run ordeal
Hiding in familiar places
Gadhafi refused all changes

You’re all they want, so bad
As you‘re on the run, yeah
You’re all they want, so bad
As you‘re on the run, yeah

Trying to flee
With injury
Captured hiding
In a drain pipe, in a drain pipe

Trying to flee
Captured hiding
In a drain pipe, in a drain pipe
In a drain pipe, in a drain pipe

With injury
In a drain pipe, in a drain pipe
In a drain pipe, in a drain pipe

Hiding in familiar places
Gadhafi refused all changes

In the end you were alone
No real place to call your home
Hiding in familiar places
Gadhafi refused all changes

You’re all they want, so bad
You’re all they want (oh), yeah (so bad)
You’re all they want, yeah (kill you for fun)
As you‘re on the run, yeah, (you were)

Trying to flee
Captured hiding
In a drain pipe, in a drain pipe
In a drain pipe, in a drain pipe

With injury
In a drain pipe, in a drain pipe
In a drain pipe, in a drain pipe

In a drain pipe, in a drain pipe
In a drain pipe, in a drain pipe

Rebels took you life, on a road, after an air strike…
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Porfle Popnecker - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Good one.
Rob Arndt - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Ah... he had it coming to him ;-)

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