When you hear the door knock followed by a roar
Only way to react is to freak full bore

I heard somethin', got my eyes so-o wi-ide
Came to warn ya, give you good a-advi-ice
I sound frantic? Cause I am, twit, that's how this wo-orks, right (hey)
Both arms wavin', run into the-e stree-eet
"Bloody murder!" is what you shou-ould screa-eam
Piss I'm not takin', no, I'm not kiddin', buy into the-e hype (hey)
Look, you gotta believe in my scream-laden scree-eed, ma-ate

Gotta cause a big-ass commo-otion to make sure ev'ryo-o-one
Is puttin' themselves in mo-otion, they need to all go nu-u-uts
The reason's plain to see-ee: all we can do is freak
Gotta cau-ause ma-ad pa-anic, gotta cau-ause ma-ad pa-ani-i-ic
Come on, man, put your ass in mo-otion, be in fear for your li-i-ife
Shouldn't diss my big commo-otion, there's a monster thing outsi-i-ide
At least I think so, see-ee, more reason you should freak
And go cau-ause ma-ad pa-anic, gotta cau-ause ma-ad pa-ani-i-ic

Could have big claws, and blood re-ed eye-eyes
Better panic in case it's supe-er-si-ized
Giant spider, it could happen, this is Aussie-ie, right (hey)?
So you should act like me and run free on a spree-ee, ma-a-a-a-a-ate, oh-oh-oh

Better set lots of rocks in mo-otion, right through some windows, bu-u-ud
Act like your life story's clo-osin', and run a-friggin'-mo-o-ok
Could be dead soon, you see-ee, it's best that we should freak
Gotta cau-ause ma-ad pa-anic, gotta cau-ause ma-ad pa-ani-i-ic
There's no time to sit down there ho-opin' that we could all survi-i-ive
Cars out there that should be bro-oken, need to swing nude from streetli-i-ights (stree-eetli-ights)
Go right ballistic, plea-ease, sane response is to freak
And go cau-ause ma-ad pa-anic, gotta cau-ause ma-ad pa-ani-i-ic

Swear that I heard a knock right outside my door
Come on, you must belie-ieve
Then I heard a low growl that became a roar
Scared the shit outta me-e
Run amok, what are you still standin' here for?
You'll get torn into three-ee
Atta boy, atta girl, run right out that door
Don't even grab your ke-eys

And now my plan's been set in mo-otion, had to make you go nu-u-uts
And since you believed the no-otion that you're in danger, bu-u-ud
Your stuff belongs to me-e (hey), have fun on your mad spree
Causin' rea-eal ma-ad pa-anic (causin' rea-eal), causin' rea-eal ma-ad pani-ic
All the mad words that have been spo-oken (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-ooh)? Complete and total lie-ie-ies (pure lie-ie-ie-ie-ies)
Hard to keep my whole face fro-ozen and not laugh it up outri-i-ight (oh-oh)
Did not expect this ea-ease (this simple ea-ea-ea-ea-ease), hook, line and sinker, geez
Made you cau-ause ma-ad pa-anic (made you cau-ause), made you cau-ause ma-ad pa-ani-i-ic (oh-oh-ee-yeah-ee)

Fell for my blu-uff (hey), now got your stu-uff, oh (hey) (yeah-ee-ee-ee-yeah-hey)
Not just you, bud (hey), ev'ryone's nuts
No-one said "bu-ut" (hey) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-ee-ee) and called my blu-uff, oh (hey)
Thanks to my stunt (hey), I've got their stuff (hey)
Grabbed i-i-it