I'm a short, pink guy
Open my mouth and watch things fly
While I might look sweet
These bad guys I eat you can hear them shriek, Yeah
Going down my throat, Like a big balloon you'll see me float
When air shoots it is my ammo
King Dedede has got no hope

I'm so cute and chubby
Warhammer is clubbing
My music is stunning
You're knocked out

Shove you in my tummy
Cause I'm always hungry
And that's why I'm tubby
You're knocked out

When I am in Dream Land best not mess with me
Your body I'll chomp, Took your powers for free
I will turn into a rock
And have my villains kick the bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket

I'm Kirby and I'll suck it
I'm Kirby and I'll suck it

When I'm in a brawl
I'll eat you for your parasol
You know I can't be beat
Turn into a tire you're crushed to the street (Yo!)
That is how I roll
Got more power ups the list grows
Riding on a star
Meta Knight I'm versus
A small puff ball who is tough not worthless (Yo!)

While my head gear is gaudy
The powers aren't shoddy
Zap you till your groggy
You're knocked out

Your strength I will copy
Then I might get cocky
I'm not fat I'm stocky
You're knocked out

When in the Whipsy Woods fight a blowing tree
Apples he will drop, I'll throw them at he
Love Maxim Tomato plants
And I'll stuff them in my stomach, stomach, stomach, stomach

I'm Kirby and I'll suck it
Yay!
I'm Kirby and I'll suck it
Stuff my mouth
Stuff my mouth

Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble up
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow down
Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, Yeah!
Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, Yeah!

Hear my giggled laugh
I'll do a nimble dance, Yeah!

I'm Kirby and I'll suck it

Yay!

Fight guys who are naughty
Though I'm short and squatty
I'm good at karate
You're knocked out

Hat's not for a party
My sword will be carving
And needles are harming
You're knocked out

I'm Kirby and I'll suck it