-> "Firefox Problems"
Original Song Title:
"Party Rock Anthem"
Parody Song Title:
"Firefox Problems"
The Lyrics
Firefox!!!
Damn! Boo! Too slow!
Firefox just seems to crawl tonight!
Loading web sites take way too much time
And Google Chrome made my teeth grind
I’m telling you dude, This should be a crime!
Firefox is putting me in fright
Are you annoyed by hearing me whine?
Need to do research but I’m declined
I just want to log in… Hate that!!!
Tell ya bub
Firefox
Moving like a snail
I watch the clock, Ugh!
This flop won’t give me squat
Loading takes all day so I need to mock
Need I.T. called Tech Support
Hadji said “You need to check de ports”
Too slack? Too tight? Plugged in at all?
Didn’t help me it’s still stalled
Groan!!!
I think my PC froze it is so slow
I have got wireless bro, Dial-Up blows, still won’t flow!
Damn Firefox! With my router I’ll whip out a weapon
And make it scrap if it won’t learn its damn lesson!!!
Hey!!!
Firefox used to be so sublime
Now pages load like they’re trudging through slime
Try to restart and heard those boot-up chimes
Still doesn’t work and I’m losing my mind
Firefox is giving a Porn plight
Takes three days to bring up a web site
The Internet I’d love to smite
I just want to log in… Hate that!!!
It just keeps on buffering…
(Wait!)
Buffering, buffering…
Want it fast
My mind would be in a whirl if you moved like Flash
I think it’s running but quite bad
Just stopped… Punch my mouse pad
From morning until dusk… Can’t wait around
You will hear me cuss… So very loud
Show Facebook, Beg you please… Won’t have a cow
I’m down on me knees… Need Youtube now!!!
Log in, log out… My Internet will make me shout
Log in, log out… Tried Explorer it made me pout
Log in, log out… I clicked and clicked felt like a lout
There’s no Amiright, No doubt
I need Teefury to sprout
F*ck off! F*ck off! F*ck off! F*ck off!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
I scoff… Cracked.com you will not tout
So I flout
Getting fed up, I’m so fed up
Really fed up, So damn fed up!!!
Firefox I believe has just fried
It takes ten years to bring up my web sites
I want a Net that will know how to fly
Without Warcraft I think I will just-just-just-just die!!!
Groa-oa-oa-oa-oan!!!
Freakin’ fed up!
Moa-oa-oa-oa-oan!!!
Are you kidding me?!?!
Blo-lo-lo-lo-lows!!!
Stinkin’ fed up!!!
Groa-oa-oa-oan!!!
Flippin’ fed up!!!
Hate That!
Darn Youtube keeps buffering…
Bullsh*t, Bullsh*t
Bullsh*t, Bullsh*t
Damn!
Bullsh*t, Bullsh*t
Boo!!!
Bullsh*t, Bullsh*t
So fed up!
Very fed up!
Awfully fed up!
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