Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I'm gonna love this
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You can't touch this
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Because I'm mad, bitch

Cliché of golden curls, an apron and a loo-oose frock
Back from the 50's is inexplicably still strong
Yeah, I'm not takin' that, the idiots who mo-ock us
Should try the bullshit that we deal with all day fo-or once
I'm not breakin' my back tonight (sick of this shit, alright)
Stoopin' over to clean shelves, right
Oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Let's see you do these chores tonight (bet you'll flop)

Takin' care of a big ho-ome
Takes blood, sweat and tears, it's no-ot
As damn easy as you thou-ought
Na-a-na-na-na-a-na
Think I'm lazy? That's a jo-oke
You try scrubbin' all day lo-ong
Just for you to wave it o-off
Bi-itch, I'm a ma-ama

Bi-itch, bi-itch, I'm a ma-ama
Bi-itch, bi-itch, I'm a ma-ama

Way too many assholes think that a housewife sla-acks off
Like cleanin' a whole house can be done with no swea-eat drops
You all praise Gordon Ramsay kickin' ass at ba-ake-offs
But when I have to cook for four, that somehow ge-ets mocked
I'm quite happy with my home life
Feel the love from the fam'ly, right
Oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh)
It's the random jerks I don't like (won't shut up)

Uh
Beep-beep, bitch, move

Slavin' over a hot sto-ove
Make up new meals all week lo-ong
All of it makes your eyes ro-oll
Na-a-na-na-na-a-na (uh)
Treatin' my work like a jo-oke
Though I know you won't last lo-ong
Can you even use a mo-op?
Bi-itch, I'm a ma-ama

Bi-itch if you wa-anna
Bi-itch, bi-itch, I'm a ma-ama
Bi-itch if you wa-anna
Bi-itch, I'm a ma-ama
Bi-itch, bi-itch if you wa-anna
Bi-itch, I'm a ma-ama
Bi-itch if you wa-anna (who do you think you are?)
Bi-itch, I'm a ma-ama
Bi-itch, bi-itch if you wa-anna (actin' like I'm not up to par)
Bi-itch, I'm a ma-ama
Bi-itch if you wa-anna (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Bi-itch, I'm a ma-ama
Bi-itch, bi-itch
Who do you think you are (uh)?

Ho-H-H-Hold up, got your nose up because I'm not a breadwinner?
Gue-ue-uess someone hasn't brushed up on their feminism, failed list'ner
Pu-u-ure bullshit, just an alt fact that I fell back after failure (ah)
Wanted this, I planned for this, it's not a backup plan, you great jerk
Plea-pl-pl-please-please, big douche, I should smack you with the truth
What-Whatev' girls wanna do should be allowed, 'cept the crime stuff, true (uh)
It's the pigeon-holin' that's shite, not the cook-n-cleanin' outright
Ditch those gonna-make-me-groan jokes, bitch, I'm a mama, you know, dope (uh)

I'm quite happy in my ho-ome
Except when you act a schlo-ong
Sayin' that I just slack o-off
Na-a-na-na-na-a-na (uh)
Work myself down to the bo-one
But you're claimin' I ain't stro-ong
Based on quite outdated ro-ot
Bi-itch, I'm a ma-ama

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Can't mock me like this
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Because it's bullshit
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You can't touch this
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Because I'm mad, bitch
Who do you think you are (call me a slack bitch)?
Who do you think you are (call me a daft bitch)?
Who do you think you are (makin' me mad, bitch)?
Who do you think you are?

You still want this clothes load, bitch?
I'm your mama, you know, dope