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Song Parodies -> "Tie Me Up"

Original Song Title:

"Light It Up (Remix)"

Original Performer:

Major Lazer ft. Nyla & Fuse ODG

Parody Song Title:

"Tie Me Up"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You gotta listen, man, it's a full moon, you gotta rope me up for everyone's safety, I swear this isn't a dirty thing!
Best listen quick or else there'll be major danger

I know that I'm soundin' crazy, yeah, I was expectin' that
But the only way to save me, you and almost ev'ryone, man
Is before the moon starts blazin' any reflected beams
Take this rope into the basement and wrap me up inside it, please

All of this string and rope I've got? You need to wrap
Sure, it might sting but you don't wanna see me snap
Both "go nuts" and "bite you on the ass"
So take that string and wrap me up, up, up, up
I'm gonna shift into a monster and that's bad
The proof of this is only gotten once I snap
Then you've got this awfulness I have
So take that string and quickly tie me up

Tie me up
Tie me up
Tie me up, tie me up

Keepin' you safe's my desire and nothin' else, don't say I'm a liar
Why would you claim that? I'm wired if not tied right up to slash faces and tires
Dude, the danger gets higher with each second waitin', yes, I do mind
Your accusation right there? It's quite absurd and not fair

Supernatural people don't exist? Who'd believe you?
Once I tear through the people, men, women and children like pieces of paper, yeah
My rampage will be lethal (better tie me up) and your reason is feeble (tie me up)
I'm not horny, I'll eat you, don't you twist that, only the rope, tie me up

Tie me up, tie me up
Tie me up
Ah-ah, a-ah-ah, a-ah-ah, ah-ah, a-a-ah-ah, ah-ah (tie me up)

Things will not end peaceful for me or all the people (harder, harder, harder, harder)
I'll straight go medieval unless I'm in bondage, wait, that did no favours, yeah
I swear this ain't illegal (eh-eh), damn it, I will turn lethal (better tie me up) (harder, harder, harder, harder)
You say that I look gleeful (tie me up)? Lyin' a-, lyin' a-, lyin' a-, lyin' a-, lyin' a-, lyin' again

Tie me up

All lies, those claims, got no truth in it (harder, harder, harder, harder)
Yeah-eah, tie me up

Pretending to be a vampire would've been a better cover, those guys tend to be always in the mood for some reason.

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