-> "Tie Me Up"
Original Song Title:
"Light It Up (Remix)"
Original Performer:
Major Lazer ft. Nyla & Fuse ODG
Parody Song Title:
"Tie Me Up"
The Lyrics
Best listen quick or else there'll be major danger
I know that I'm soundin' crazy, yeah, I was expectin' that
But the only way to save me, you and almost ev'ryone, man
Is before the moon starts blazin' any reflected beams
Take this rope into the basement and wrap me up inside it, please
All of this string and rope I've got? You need to wrap
Sure, it might sting but you don't wanna see me snap
Both "go nuts" and "bite you on the ass"
So take that string and wrap me up, up, up, up
I'm gonna shift into a monster and that's bad
The proof of this is only gotten once I snap
Then you've got this awfulness I have
So take that string and quickly tie me up
Tie me up
Tie me up
Tie me up, tie me up
Keepin' you safe's my desire and nothin' else, don't say I'm a liar
Why would you claim that? I'm wired if not tied right up to slash faces and tires
Dude, the danger gets higher with each second waitin', yes, I do mind
Your accusation right there? It's quite absurd and not fair
Supernatural people don't exist? Who'd believe you?
Once I tear through the people, men, women and children like pieces of paper, yeah
My rampage will be lethal (better tie me up) and your reason is feeble (tie me up)
I'm not horny, I'll eat you, don't you twist that, only the rope, tie me up
Tie me up, tie me up
Tie me up
Ah-ah, a-ah-ah, a-ah-ah, ah-ah, a-a-ah-ah, ah-ah (tie me up)
Things will not end peaceful for me or all the people (harder, harder, harder, harder)
I'll straight go medieval unless I'm in bondage, wait, that did no favours, yeah
I swear this ain't illegal (eh-eh), damn it, I will turn lethal (better tie me up) (harder, harder, harder, harder)
You say that I look gleeful (tie me up)? Lyin' a-, lyin' a-, lyin' a-, lyin' a-, lyin' a-, lyin' again
Tie me up
All lies, those claims, got no truth in it (harder, harder, harder, harder)
Yeah-eah, tie me up
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