Feels crazy to gain this height, I see
Much further than before, pretty far but one main thing I'm seein'
Is that I keep gainin' inches as we speak
And I'm just not sure if "I can reach top shelves" is worth it, feelin'
That I need to stop
More clothes will start bustin', can't afford more, bud
Showin' off the legs that I'm not that proud of
But I've no choice in it, jeans more than a bit ripped

It's clear somethin' is up 'cause I'm just gettin' bigger (oh-oh-oh)
Shrink me down, shrink me down, will be all for the better, true (yo-oh-oh), yeah, yeah
The stretchin' of my spine? That ain't somethin' that should last
Shrink me down, shrink me down, have the shortness delivered soon, yeah-eah-eah, yeah

Whoo!
Shrink me down, shrink me down 'cause I'm just gettin' bigger, he-e-ey, eh-eh, eh-eh

Bone by bone, I'll reach the top, that blows
At this rate, won't stop at the ceilin', want to stop the constant dippin'
With ev'ry step through doors, pain in the neck (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
And real soon I'll be far too tall to fit inside my car, don't dig it
One bright side I've got
Is my frame's proportions haven't changed that much
They have not changed into "super thin and long"
But that's no small comfort (that's no small comfort) when my head's still scrapin' (yeah-eah-eah-eah, our love)

Somethin's up with my blood 'cause I'm just gettin' bigger (not right (oh-oh-oh), ah-ha)
Shrink me down, shrink me down, for us all, will be better, true (short me is better (yo-oh-oh), true), yeah, yeah (oh-oh no)
If my head's in the sky that'd stop my gamin' plans (can't game with huge hands)
Shrink me down, shrink me down, shrinkage must be delivered soon, yeah-eah-eah, yeah

Whoo!
Shrink me down, shrink me down 'cause I'm just gettin' bigger, he-e-ey, eh-eh, eh-eh