-> "Paid For"
Original Song Title:
"Payphone"
Parody Song Title:
"Paid For"
The Lyrics
My sins are paid for. How could I ask more?
Lord Jesus' blood was shed for me.
All of my sins gone. He took them all on.
Eternal life He gave for free.
That's right.
You act like you don't remember
the way that I used to be
before I read in the scripture
that Jesus Christ died for me.
You sin but He can erase it
if you believe on Him now.
Or else your whole life is wasted.
All unbelievers go down.
I sinned every night.
God turned on the light.
I was filled with fright
with hell in my sight,
then trusted His blood
so I'll be with Jesus in paradise.
My sins are paid for. How could I ask more?
Lord Jesus' blood was shed for me.
All of my sins gone. He took them all on.
Eternal life He gave for free.
Cuz "Happy Ever After" does exist
and these false religions won't be missed.
All those catholic priests are full of it.
Smash that Mary statue with a brick.
Oh,
There's only one door to go through.
So you can get saved today.
I gave you tracts that would show you,
but you just threw them away.
You can't expect works to save you.
You won't go up being proud.
Just read the Bible I gave you.
All unbelievers go down.
I sinned every night.
God turned on the light.
I was filled with fright
with hell in my sight,
then trusted His blood
so I'll be with Jesus in paradise.
My sins are paid for. How could I ask more?
Lord Jesus' blood was shed for me.
All of my sins gone. He took them all on.
Eternal life He gave for free.
Cuz "Happy Ever After" does exist
and your worldy pleasures won't be missed.
No more lying televangelists.
One more sappy sermon, I'll be sick.
All my sins are paid for.
Ooh, yeah, yeah,
Lord Jesus saved my soul.
In my heart Jesus filled a God-shaped hole.
He washed my sins away with blood so pure.
You have a sin disease and He's the cure!
My sins are paid for. How could I ask more?
Lord Jesus' blood was shed for me.
All of my sins gone. He took them all on.
Eternal life He gave for free.
Cuz "Happy Ever After" does exist
and your earthly treasures won't be missed.
All your messed up doctrine can be fixed.
Don't believe the cults and heretics.
All my sins are paid for.
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