I'm live from New York and that's just the start.
I'll sing a tune that is straight from my heart.
I've take for you a drive, like Miss Daisy.
So I told you..I said you shouldn't go North.
I can take you to the great outdoors.
I'm your Captain Vic, and we could be neighbors.
You say i'm weird and that i'm a conehead.
I admit that I am strange, but I make it work.

If you've got the blues, i'll sing and i'll move you.
Because I really can groove too, with all the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.
I won't give you nothing but trouble.
Observe me and i'll teach you all the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.

Now i'm no Belushi, but i'm a soul man.
And I'll show you, in the best way that I can.
I'm your own personal Doctor Detroit.
So stick with me and you'll be alright.

Grab your sunglasses, and your crystal skull.
Because we'll talk about ghosts and ufos.
You're paranormal, you're out of this world.
Just like my alien step-mom, and it's just like this.

f you've got the blues, i'll sing and i'll move you.
Because I really can groove too, with all the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.
I won't give you nothing but trouble.
Observe me and i'll teach you all the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.

I really know how to make me smile.
I'll tell you a tale, make you laugh all the while.
I'm a most gracious host, i ain't afraid of no ghost.
There's nothing that's quite like this.
So watch what I do, and you'll find i'm nice.

It won't take more than fifty first dates.
For me to impress you, because you know that i'm great.
Nobody else can do what I do.
Because i've got this trick..and it goes like this.

If you've got the blues, i'll sing and i'll move you.
Because I really can groove too, with all the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.
I won't give you nothing but trouble.
Observe me and i'll teach you all the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.

If you've got the blues, i'll sing and i'll move you.
Because I really can groove too, with all the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.

I won't give you nothing but trouble.
Observe me and i'll teach you all the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.
I've got the moves like Aykroyd.