-> "Computer Hacker"
Original Song Title:
"Moves Like Jagger"
Parody Song Title:
"Computer Hacker"
The Lyrics
Oh, yeah
Oh!
It isn't that hard
To steal cash, right
Don't need guns or cars
Just a hard drive
No system is safe
Into it, I'll break
What I want, I'll take
I've total control
On the keyboard
Passwords in one go
Dousin' firewalls
Won't take me a tick
To download your shit
I know ev'ry trick
Type and double click
Hacked the Pentagon cause I want to
Drain your bank account to fill mine, dude
I'm a super hacker
Awesome computer hacker
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker
Ev'ry password cracked took skill, no fluke
Can't bypass my hacks cause I'll find you
I'm a super hacker
Expert computer hacker
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker
You think it's hard
I don't think so
I'm always in charge
Call me Neo
Cause I can just read
The code easily
You'll never catch me
Oh!
Whether Microsoft
Or that iCrap
Your data is gone
All in one hack
No time wastin' here
It's all disappeared
While you're shedding tears (Oh! Yeah yeah!)
I'm changing targets (Uh)
All the crap that's pulled in the movies (Uh)
Die Hard 4, I do that for realsies
I'm a super hacker
A super-duper hacker
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker
Can't guess what I have in store for you (Oh, yeah)
Next time I attack you'll be floored, dude
I'm an uber hacker
A Hollywood-style hacker (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker
You wanna know how I hacked these files?
Or download programs without the trials?
My notes are all deleted
I've memorised my secret
But, I will not reveal it
You'll never learn
How to hack those files
So you won't, oooh
Be better than I
My grammar isn't perfect
Not like I really need it
Hacked military secrets (Ay! Ay! Ay! Aaay!)
Type and double click
Always two or more screens are running (Maybe three or four)
One can't handle what I am doing (Yeah-ee yeah!)
I'm a super hacker
Super computer hacker
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker
(Oh, yeah)
Nothing that I do has a real plan
I just wanna screw with techies, man
I'm an uber hacker
Elite computer hacker
I'm a compu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uter hacker
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