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Song Parodies -> "Bad Phlegm"

Original Song Title:

"Payphone"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Phlegm"

Parody Written by:

EWOP

The Lyrics

I've got some bad phlegm
How's it spelled again
All of my spit
It seems it is gone
Havin' a bad time
Nose spewing out slime
I got some aches
And tired too

Yeah, I, I know I'm
Gonna be better
And feel like I used to do
Don't try to take my picture
My stomach's
Also not well
I say I feel hot and then cold
And my head it really aches
And this just stinks
I sound real bad
All of my tissues
Are gone
Yeah I wanted to
Go places tonight
But I'm just a fright
And not sounding right
You hear me coughing
And I can't spell
phlegm without looking up

I got some bad phlegm
Where is my spit cup
I've spent too much
Time in bed today
Had to call in sick
Listen to CDs
I'll catch up on
Reading today
I ache when walk out to the mailbox
Where is my head I think that it's lost
Woke up in my dream and then for real
Feel so stupid but I'm just so sick

Do everything
Right tomorrow
Well hopefully anyway
Right now I feel some sorrow
I don't know what to say
Right now I'm not feeling so fine
Don't bother to comb my hair
Might have to postpone my date
Because all sinuses
Explode
What's with me tonight
I try as I might
I'm young but it's all
Beyond me right now
I'll get better soon
Then I'll see the moon and go out again

Where is my cell phone?
Have to call people
Tell them I have
To skip it today
Still got some bad phlegm
Feeling it again
Join the Flemish
And move away
Took airborne, didn't work this time
With how I sound I'd be a bad mime
Oh and my sore nose is full of it
It's this stupid cold now once again

Yeah I got some bad phlegm
Oh no, no
I'm coughing on the phone
Hope that I'll talk well
Enough so you know
Baby reschedule me
We'll have fun then
Just not right now
The cold's got me again

I've got some bad phlegm
Trying to call you
All of my snot's
All everywhere
Where has the time gone?
Slept today, so wrong
Postpone those plans
We'll do that soon
When my head feeling normal will exist
Then I won't be sneezing all like this
Run to the bathroom yes once again
I sing that song "fall on tears all my friends"
Yeah I've got some bad phlegm

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