I think your skin is feeling so thick
And it's tough when you're holding a stick, yeah
But the catcher is the receiver
And if he falls, it's a tumble all the same

But I really hate that donkey
He annoys me all day
I know some people like him being there
But can someone please take him far away
I really don't like that donkey
I hate him every single day
I know some people like him being there
But can someone please take him far away

He always has to follow
Hope he won't be around tomorrow, yeah
If I trip and fall, a band aid will help me recover
If I had one wish, I 'd wish him away

But I really hate that donkey
He annoys me all night
I know some people like him being there
But can someone please take him out of my sight
I really don't like that donkey
I hate him every single night
I know some people like him being there
But can someone please take him out of my sight

Whenever he starts to talk
I always want to tell him to stop
But he's not real, he's on the screen
So I can't do anything at all, no

But I really hate that donkey
He annoys me all day long
I know some people like him being there
But I don't, hence why I wrote this song
I really don't like that donkey
I hate him every single day
I know some people like him being there
But can someone please make him go away

Kick his butt and make him go away, go so far away, yeah