Yeah
Lotta wool in here (whoo!)
See, see

At home with my needles (needles)
Not the kind that are illegal (legal)
Nor as meds, I'm not that feeble, dawg
No, I'm talkin' those hobby-style needles, dawg (usin' them a lot)
Though they might poke me
And the time-sink makes me a bit lonely (sad, whoo!)
Not enough to quit, resolve is stony, dawg
Gotta push through now, still do it slowly (that's just how I do)
Wool bag's still not empty (not empty)
Yarn balls and skeins and hanks, I got plenty, dawg (plenty, dawg)
But the hats I've made? Only twenty, dawg (twenty, dawg)
Tempted to shift to a knittin' frenzy, dawg

I'm sittin' in my comfy armchair
Goin' through my coloured balls, makin' head covers for y'all
I just, crud, I just, uh, dropped a stitch but it's not hard
To fix that, won't waste a ball, I might show you the real proper way to do it
A little Youtube tutorial, cause
Ev'ryone should join in on what I love, but if you don't, that's fine and okay
Still sewin' hats for you anyway
This one feels tight, it might cause brow pain (whoo!)
Yeah, I'll have to unravel, restart now, lame (what?)
Productivity goes down, it's not a sound way
To keep up the pace, but I want great hats now, 'kay?
Still sewin' hats for the whole damn day

Whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa
Whoa, whoa, ah (whoo!)

Havin' fun with makin' hats, away, I'm carried (makin' hats)
Gonna have a massive stack, I might get buried (massive stack)
This one looks like exposed brain, a little scary (got some bulgin' veins)
A white band? The main part's red? Cream with raspberries (brrt, brrt, ooh)
Slots for storin' NERF-type ammo (NERF-type ammo)
For my muso friend, one that mimics pianos (grand, true)
Hard to knit in the artistic style of Van Gogh (for Vincent)
So if it looks off, don't be a snobby asshole (like my cousin)
Can't feel
My fingers, but stiff shit (but stiff shit)
Behind on my quota, gotta knit quick (faster)
Could be a big bonus if you think big (no bad one)
Can't feel stabbin's, thus won't throw a big fit (no tantrums, uh)
Wanna cover up your ears? Yeah, I'll knit flaps (flaps)
Have a weird need to hide your face? Yeah, homemade ski mask (ski mask)
I ain't gotta ask you if you're up to somethin' bad (brrt)
Watch me phone the old police to check if you'll backtrack (ooh, ooh)

Got you, what are you really wantin'?
Hats for comfort? Got 'em all, hats for cosplay? Tad involved
But I'll, crud, I'll just, uh, got a text, that buzzed me hard
Tellin' me I got it wrong and my terminology is made of failure
That's my cousin, he's a whole-ass asshole
And a pedant to a fault, I'm aware I'm knittin', "sewin'" is not the phrase
Still sewin' hats for him anyway
More than one type of technique my way (whoo!)

Skill combinin' here (whoo!)