-> "All About that Mace"
Original Song Title:
"All About that Bass"
Parody Song Title:
"All About that Mace"
Parody Written by:
Cardboard Robots
The Lyrics
Because you know I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace
Yeah it's pretty clear, you ain't no normal dude
So I can spray this, spray this stuff all over you
So when some new dudes gets all up in my case
I get out my can and spray them in their faces
I see that man, you see, he lickin' at his chops
You know that freak ain't real, and he won't stop
If you have creepy creepers, just mace 'em up
'Cause every weirdo's out there waiting at every corner, every stop
Yeah the label it told me don't worry about their size
It's said it would throw any boy for a really good surprise
You know I won't need no six-figure muscled-up bodyguard
'Cause if you can afford one then go 'head and buy you one
Because you know I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace, hey!
I'm bringing my eight pack, go 'head and tell them creepy snitches that
No I'm just playing, I got way more than that
But I'm here to tell ya
Every weirdo's out there waiting at every corner, every stop
Yeah the label it told me don't worry about their size
It's said it would throw any boy for a really good surprise
You know I won't need no six-figure muscled-up bodyguard
'Cause if you can afford one then go 'head and buy you one
Because you know I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace, hey!
Because you know I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace, hey!
Because you know I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace no trouble
I'm all about that mace, 'bout that mace, hey!
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