Because you know it's all about that Jay...
'Bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It's all about that Jay, 'bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It's all about that Jay, 'bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It always f'n Jay...f'n Jay!!!!!! (Jay, Jay, Jay)

Yeah, it's pretty clear, we ain't no 9-2...
And he can't shake it, shake it like he's supposed to do...but our line's been doomed, doomed to land on their face 'cause we ain't got junk...headed for last place and...

I see our coaching staff making excuses up.
We know Trestman ain't real.
C'mon, now, make him stop.
You got your duty, duty, just chase 'em out.
But our defense is so imperfect
From the bottom to the top.

Yeah, my best friend, he told me "Don't worry about our guys."
He says, "If it weren't for damn Jay Cutler, we'd be all right!!!"
Even Eddie Vedder says we should trade him for Aaron now.
But even Cheeseheads are not that stupid, so just move along.

Because you know it's all about that Jay...
'Bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It's all about that Jay, 'bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It's all about that Jay, 'bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It always f'n Jay...f'n Jay.

I wish Lovie was back.
Go ahead and blame it on our quarterback.
When it's our defensive coordinator's ass that we should be kicking 'cause our defense is the worst now from the bottom to the top.

Yeah, my best friend, he told me "Don't worry about our guys."
I said "It's not all Jay Cutler. Your head is so full of lies."
We need a wholesale replacement at every single position.
And maybe McCaskey's and/or Phil Emery's exorcism.

But they still say it's all about that Jay...
'Bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It's all about that Jay, 'bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It's all about that Jay, 'bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It always f'n Jay...f'n Jay!!!!!! (Jay, Jay, Jay)

Because you know it's all about that Jay...
'Bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It's all about that Jay, 'bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It's all about that Jay, 'bout that Jay...Jay Cutler. It always f'n Jay...f'n Jay!!!!!! (Jay, Jay, Jay)