-> "Click Add to Cart (The Amazon Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Who Owns My Heart"
Parody Song Title:
"Click Add to Cart (The Amazon Song)"
The Lyrics
Verse 1:
Amazon shows you something new
choose from the best sellers list to view
moving the mouse with my hand
I go crazy, yeah
I scroll down thru my lists
it’s getting harder
to resist
this is pure bliss
these sales can’t be missed
and they tempt you with 30%percent off
then they tell you they’ll cut off the shipping cost
Chorus:
Click add to cart
It's guaranteed unlike your stocks
the way that these sales are going has me not slowing
will I use a visa or mastercard
Click add to cart
Amazon is a king at their art
If I buy more than 3 my shipping will be free
No need for coupons to cut costs
Click add to cart
Verse 2:
My cart is full
but I all I see is
tons of blu rays & dvds
these discounts I can’t discard
where is my debit card
When I click my past orders to view
There’s Scooby Doo and Toy Story too
I secretly order them but don’t tell my friends
And it hits me
like a whip to a slave
I’m punching my keys (on my laptop)
cuz my shipping is gonna get waived
Chorus:
Click add to cart
It's guaranteed unlike your stocks
the way that these sales are going has me not slowing
will I use a visa or mastercard
Click add to cart
Amazon is a king at their art
If I buy more than 3 my shipping will be free
No need for coupons to cut costs
Click add to cart
Bridge:
so come on show me
what’s on dvd
coming out next week
I should really go
but I’m stuck u know
cuz they now do instant streaming video
Chorus:
Click add to cart
It's guaranteed unlike your stocks
the way that these sales are going has me not slowing
will I use a visa or mastercard
Click add to cart
Amazon is a king at their art
If I buy more than 3 my shipping will be free
No need for coupons to cut costs
Click add to cart
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