Song Parodies -> "No more Twilight petition(Watch this?Never!)"

Original Song Title:

"Neutron star collision(Love is forever)"

Original Performer:

"No more Twilight petition(Watch this?Never!)"

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The Lyrics

From the new "Twilight:Ecch!-clipse" soundtrack.

I was revolted
By this mediocre film
Now I think we need is
A "No more Twilight" petition

What the Hell is this
Sparkly shiny vampires?
That makes me pissed
Ans this song is getting dragged on...

I'd watch this never
And if they die
Fooo-rever
I'd be happy
That'd make the franchise better

The fans are screamin'
Wish they would
Get Edward some rapin'
Oh wow,that's really sad

And Bella is more of a "brutta"
With that Down's syndrome look
With anything she'll flirt
Even that kid with no shirt

Watch this?Never!
I'd take it and sever
It to bits and pieces
Cuz it ruined vampires forever

Someone tell Stephenie Meyer
She's dull and very bland
She only knows love from her hand

I would watch this never
Separated the last part,how clever
More money
Less chances it'd be better

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