Yeah (uh-huh)
We all know it, mate
Got that? Yeah, (yah) yeah

Your brain overflows (uh-huh) with juicy tidbits (yeah)
That no-one else knows, or at least they once did, twit (uh-huh)
Cause you love to say that you've just learned a new thing
But you keep forgettin' that we already knew it (yah), that's right
Buddy, it's borin' the way you always forget
What you've told us instead of makin' a point to go check
Tell you to write 'em down on some paper instead of inside your head
So when you learn a new thing, then you can compare it to your list (yah)

You know all the coo-ool things that you find ou-ou-out? Ma-ate
We know cause you've said 'em all fifteen times no-o-ow (yah)
We know 'bout the cameos in cult films, ma-an, mmm
Afraid so, do us a fa-avour and shut your tra-ap, yeah (yah)
Need to fo-orm a distinctio-ion between the old and the new, yeah
Hate to sou-ound like a big je-erk but I ha-ave to speak the truth, oh-oh (yah)

Dude, we kno-ow (we know, we know, we know), mate
We kno-ow (we know, we know, we know), hey, hey
Dude, we kno-ow (we know, we know, we know)
Should know, should know, we kno-ow (we know, we know, we know)
You should know, should know, we kno-ow (yah)

Ooh, we kno-o-ow (yah)

Not mad, just the tiniest bit pissy, bro-o, yeah, oh-oh
Ain't mad that your mem'ry's so damn shitty, no-o, no, no-o-o (yah)
We told ya, buddy, your schtick doe-oesn't piss u-us o-off (right off, right off, right off)
It's true, pally, that punch wa-as a reflex, no-ot an indictment, hell no-o, yeah (yah)
You should know we lo-ove informatio-ion that we di-idn't know, it's true
When we're ou-out of brand new di-irt, normally-y we'd turn to you, ma-an (yah)

But we kno-ow (we know, we know, we know), oh-oh
We kno-ow (we know, we know, we know), hey, he-ey
We kno-o-ow (we know, we know, we know)
Should know, should know, we kno-ow (we know, we know, we know)
You should kno-ow, should know, we kno-o-ow (yah)

It gets so repetitive, yeah (we know, we know, we know)
It's the truth, uh (we know, yah)

It would be bad enough if all we got from you
Was a redundant fact around ev'ry month or two
But you try to dispense your trivia facts too much, dude
More than ev'ry week, at least twice a day, it's true (yah)
Whenever we have a talk, you'll always stop to recall
The latest thing you heard was true and when we've heard it, you're appalled
Cause you hate that awkward-ass feelin', your poor face is deflated and reelin'
One easy way for you to start killin' that sadness, all it is is preface before tellin' (yah)
"Say, have you heard o-of..." fill the blank wi-ith just a couple little clues
Give us a-all time to affi-irm that we ha-ave heard with these few wo-ords (yah):

Yes, we kno-ow (we know, we know, we know), oh-oh
We kno-ow (we know, we know, we know), hey, he-ey
We kno-o-ow (we know, we know, we know)
Should know, should know, we kno-ow (we know, we know, we know)
You should kno-ow, should know, we kno-o-ow (yah)