-> "Sharp Teeth"
Original Song Title:
"Starships"
Parody Song Title:
"Sharp Teeth"
The Lyrics
Let's stay out of reach, each
Got to get away
Can‘t stay, plague won’t go away
Grab a gun, run, find a sharp knife
And show no mercy, “Walkers” don’t cry
The fight is on, on, Zombie’s aren’t that strong
Spotted one, yes, now in my zone
Counting... two, three? Dozens with a limp?
Gonna blow off all these rounds and do some head splits!
I love the gore, gore
I love to axe
So send me more, more, for me to hack
They’re through the door, door
But don’t move fast
My arrows soar, soar
Yeah, here I am!!!
(Come and get me)
Sharp teeth were meant to bite
Arms out, when flesh in sight
Can't stop, demonic drive
Undead- they already died (once)!
Sharp teeth were meant to bite
Arms out, when flesh in sight
Undead- they already died (once)!
Can't stop...
(Now let’s kill these flesh devourers)
(Now let’s kill these flesh devourers)
(Now let’s kill these flesh devourers)
Watch my machete swoopty, swoop
I swing that
And I have a large battleaxe
I strike back
So slash all you want, and hack with quick strikes
Protect your own life, with all of your might
Splatter, splatter, tear apart…
Now everybody let me hear you say “Die! Die! Die!”
Got a rifle, then shoot ‘em ‘tween the eyes, eyes, eyes
If you got a MG, hit your T, T, Ts
My name is Survivor, you can call me “Deadly!”
I love the gore, gore
I love to axe
So send me more, more, for me to hack
Yeah, here I am!!!
(Come and get me)
Sharp teeth were meant to bite
Arms out, when flesh in sight
Can't stop, demonic drive
Undead- they already died (once)!
Sharp teeth were meant to bite
Arms out, when flesh in sight
Undead- they already died (once)!
Can't stop...
(Now let’s kill these flesh devourers)
(Now let’s kill these flesh devourers)
(Now let’s kill these flesh devourers)
Sharp teeth were meant to bite
Arms out, when flesh in sight
Can't stop, demonic drive
Undead- they already died (once)!
Sharp teeth were meant to bite
Arms out, when flesh in sight
Undead- they already died (once)!
Can't stop...
(Now let’s kill these flesh devourers)
(Now let’s kill these flesh devourers)
(Now let’s kill these flesh devourers)
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