Look here at the boy, at the Smarts Show missed' em
No doubt, hayseed, in his pants he pissed 'em
He is walkin' like a shlub, he ain't no hot stuff
The guy's a dork, just a powderpuff
Make me ill, for real, his skin don't appeal
He pops pimples, on his neck it looks like gills
He don't use soap, just a big jamoke
He take a different tack when he says he smokes a roach
He's a mother-loving drip, drip
Drool falling down his lip, lip
He cannot get a grip, grip
Yeah this guy's a real pip, pip
He buys his wardrobe at the Dollar Store
His voice shrill like Mary Tyler Moore

This dope, don't mind me, is a twerp to my eye
I say "Oh my my my, will you please zip your fly?
And what's the stain on your tie, was that cherry pie?
You're like dumber than a guy who loves films on SyFy, oh"
Flip my lid, flip my lid, somebody please tell him what an I.Q. is
How'd he manage to get himself up, get his pants up, then screws up when he ties his shoes up?

Boy you're two acts short of a play
So dumb you can't tell April from May
Yer such a dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case
Yer such a stupidface
Dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case
Yeah such a stupidface!
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb...
Dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case
Yeah such a stupidface!
Dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case
Yeah such a stupidface!

He truly is King of the Cholos
Oh, how this nerd giggles when says "Muggles"
He is loose in the screw, his brain is no go
Be chewin' on his Twinkies or his Ho-Hos
He is dumber than a setter, got no thinking cap on
He make me laugh, sigh, watch him put his coat on
You do know how long he took to read a Dr. Seuss book?
He makes me wanna cough, cough (ugh!)
He scares me, smells like a pig sty
A diet subsisting of McDonald's French fries
Not lean, why? Thick in the thighs
You can tell he's not too much on the masculine side
No bright kid, no bright kid, please somebody put him back on the preschool lists
Brain is like porrage, that Jack is Jilled up, Fruit Loop pup, will spill his juice cup

Oh hey snap now, you ain't gonna play?
And you say you're all done here today?
Then you are a dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case
Yeah such a stupidface!
Dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case
Yeah such a stupidface!
Dumb dumb dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb...
Dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case
Yeah such a stupidface!
Dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case
Yeah such a stupidface!

Yeah, no way in hell he'll get a wife to stay
No, no, no, no that'd be the day
Hope hope hope hope he goes away (ay-ay)
Hey, now why are you walking away?
Were you offended by what I just did say?
Oh, so I'm a dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case?
Am I a dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case?

So now the lesson for us today
Judging books by covers is not OK
Please don't be a dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case
Don't be a stupidface!
Dumb, de-dumb, dumb, dumb, de-dum, dumb case
Yeah such a stupidface!
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb...