-> "The Grapes of Silliness?"
Original Song Title:
"Little Talks"
Parody Song Title:
"The Grapes of Silliness?"
Parody Written by:
Taylor R. Smith
The Lyrics
Shark Paint: Things ended up pretty well. Papa Belle and Little Jerry were making music again. Why, they even released a new album.
People (Lumberjacks, and Moustcatine Residents): Hey! Hey! Hey!
Papa Belle: I like walking around this old empty house.
Little Jerry: Don't hold my hand, I won't walk with ya, my pa.
Papa Belle: The stairs creek as you die, it kept me up all night.
Little Jerry: It's the house that tells ya to close you eyes.
Papa Belle: And some nights I can even trust myself.
Little Jerry: It's killing me to see ya this way.
Papa Belle and Little Jerry: Though the truth may vary this ship won't...
Shark: (Overlapping the singing) Things turned out well.
Tom-Tom: What about me and Huckleberry Pie? We've nothing left except a tent and a burnt fishing pole?
Shark: Well, it's a lucky pole.
Huck Pie: He has a point.
Tom-Tom: I guess so.
Papa Belle: There was an old voice that held me back.
Little Jerry: Tell him I watched "The Grapes of Silliness?" last night.
Papa Belle: Soon they won't be over...
Shark: (Overlapping singing) I've a piece of land. You wanna set up ya businesses there?
Huck Pie: Was that where you raised all your sheep and cattle?
Tom-Tom: No, way.
People: Hey!
Papa Belle and Little Jerry: Lie that a brush has power.
People: Hey!
Papa Belle and Little Jerry: Grasshoppers infest town.
People: Hey!
Papa Belle and Little Jerry: Though the truth may vary this ship won't carry on...
Shark: (Overlapping singing) Are you ready for your businesses?
Tom-Tom: I'll have a hardware store opened up in no time.
Huck Pie: And I'll discover the brothers' boat inside a whale.
Shark: I wouldn't mention that.
Papa Belle and Little Jerry: ...There's nothing we can't do.
People: All you can do is zilch, nada!
Cheerleaders: (Jump up and down)
Bones and Puppy-Barking Guy: Toot-toot, poo-poo!
Papa Belle and Little Jerry: Don't wait for me, I won't see you again. (Tom-Tom and Huck Pie join the people, forming a choir.)
Choir (Except Tom-Tom and Huck Pie): Hey!
Papa Belle and Little Jerry: Make your nose grow every day...
Choir: Hey!
Papa Belle and Little Jerry: Scream if you had a horrible dream.
Choir: Hey!
Papa Belle and Little Jerry: Though the truth will vary this ship won't carry on broadly safe to shore. (Pause) Yell that your friends broke a plate....
Choir: Hey!
Papa Belle and Little Jerry: Scream when you get sent to an island where you get tickled.
Choir: Hey!
Papa Belle and Little Jerry: Though the truth will vary this ship won't carry on broadly safe to shore. Though the truth will vary this ship won't carry on broadly safe to shore. Though the truth will vary this ship won't carry on broadly safe to shore.
Choir: Angels of God....
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