-> "Wildfire"
Original Song Title:
"Vampire"
Parody Song Title:
"Wildfire"
The Lyrics
Hate to feed our dysfunction, asking who you're doing now
How's the weekend booked with women you pretend to care about?
Just what you wanted
Look at you, playboy, you got it
I see the dinners and the late nights sometimes when I close my eyes
4 hours of calls I'd play back just to get me high
I trust you fully
Gotta laugh at your "empathy"
'Cause I've been with some real bad boys
But you make the worst one look fine
I should've known it was sus
We'd only meet after nine
I used to fight for control
But you'd get me so damn hot
The way you ravaged me whole
Up in flames; I got caught
From Tinder, my Swindler
Burning me out, like a goddamn wildfire
And every instinct I felt warned me you were bad, bad news
Going crazy, God, I hate the way I look crazy too
You're so persuasive
How do you rizz so evasive
Ooh, what a mesmerizing, paralyzing, fucked-up little thrill
Have figured out just how you do it, and God knows I'm still here
Went for me and her
'Cause girls of age are fair game
I've been with some real bad boys
But you make the worst one look fine
I should've known it was sus
We'd only meet after nine
I used to fight for control
But you'd get me so damn hot
The way you ravaged me whole
Up in flames; I got caught
From Tinder, my Swindler
Burning me out, like a goddamn wildfire
You said we were true, but wouldn't that be hard? You can't feel anything, 'cause that would mean you had a heart I tried to be in your shoes, now I know that I can't Yet how you think is the kind of thing I will forever stan
I've been with some real bad boys
But you make the worst one look fine
I should've known it was sus
We'd only meet after nine
I used to fight for control
But you'd get me so damn hot
The way you ravaged me whole
Up in flames; I got caught
From Tinder, my Swindler
Burning me out, like a goddamn wildfire
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