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Song Parodies -> "They Sing That To Every Girl"
Original Song Title:
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Original Performer:
One Direction
Parody Song Title:
"They Sing That To Every Girl"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
This is about the obsessed fandom that teenage girls hit when the next big thing in boy bands comes on the scene. They always think that this song is about them, when really...they sing that to every girl. Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t45i8cjHzko
The girl next door,
You’re so forlorn
Plug in iPod when you’re out doing cho-o-ores
You hear this song
and sing along
You hear the sound of his voice, think it’s lo-o-ove
Everyone else in the world, they think it
Think that he sings to yo-ou
You got posters on your wall, knick-knacks on your shelf
You’ve got your wedding all planned, honeymoon as well
You love the boys in the band, but I have to tell…
You don't know oh oh
They sing that to every girl
Eye contact is made live when they sing
Won’t realize they do that to everybody
Right now I'm telling the truth but you won’t believe
You don't know oh oh
They sing that to every girl
Oh oh oh
They sing that to every girl!
[Crazy Girl Fan]
You’re oh so wrong
We both belong
Looked in my eyes when he sang me this so-o-ong
When they were live
Looked in my eyes
And right away got inspired to wri-i-ite
Everyone else in the world may think it
When it’s to me, it’s tru-ue
[Guy Friend]
You just breathe hard and hang up when you call his cell
Acted the same way with Bieber, N*SYNC as well
Just keep this up, you’ll end up in a padded cell
You don't know oh oh
They’re singing to every girl
Show up at concerts; say “Marry me!
I just can’t wait for us both to start a family!
Feel this connection, don’t you!? Come on, let’s conceive!”
[One Direction Member]
No way, woah-oh-oh
I sing that to every girl!
Oh oh oh
We sing that to every girl!
Na na na na na na naaaa na na,
Na na na na na na.
Na na na na na na naaaa na na,
Na na na na na na.
[Guy Friend]
Sorry your dreams are no more, you’re all by yourself
And that restraining order, it must feel like hell
But when there’s no one around, I’m the same as well
Now you know oh oh
Katy Perry’s my dream girl!
I could dress like Russell Brand, I hear wedding bells
Love the color of her hair and the way it smells
Found her tissue on the ground, it’s now on my shelf
You don't know oh oh
She could end up as my girl!
I just know that she’s crazy for me
When she sings “Thinking of You”, she’s thinking of me!
But then I woke up one morn, after one great dream*
Now I know oh oh
She’s meant to be my dream girl
Oh oh oh
She sings to me, I just know!
Oh oh oh
…why won’t she return my calls?
You’re so forlorn
Plug in iPod when you’re out doing cho-o-ores
You hear this song
and sing along
You hear the sound of his voice, think it’s lo-o-ove
Everyone else in the world, they think it
Think that he sings to yo-ou
You got posters on your wall, knick-knacks on your shelf
You’ve got your wedding all planned, honeymoon as well
You love the boys in the band, but I have to tell…
You don't know oh oh
They sing that to every girl
Eye contact is made live when they sing
Won’t realize they do that to everybody
Right now I'm telling the truth but you won’t believe
You don't know oh oh
They sing that to every girl
Oh oh oh
They sing that to every girl!
[Crazy Girl Fan]
You’re oh so wrong
We both belong
Looked in my eyes when he sang me this so-o-ong
When they were live
Looked in my eyes
And right away got inspired to wri-i-ite
Everyone else in the world may think it
When it’s to me, it’s tru-ue
[Guy Friend]
You just breathe hard and hang up when you call his cell
Acted the same way with Bieber, N*SYNC as well
Just keep this up, you’ll end up in a padded cell
You don't know oh oh
They’re singing to every girl
Show up at concerts; say “Marry me!
I just can’t wait for us both to start a family!
Feel this connection, don’t you!? Come on, let’s conceive!”
[One Direction Member]
No way, woah-oh-oh
I sing that to every girl!
Oh oh oh
We sing that to every girl!
Na na na na na na naaaa na na,
Na na na na na na.
Na na na na na na naaaa na na,
Na na na na na na.
[Guy Friend]
Sorry your dreams are no more, you’re all by yourself
And that restraining order, it must feel like hell
But when there’s no one around, I’m the same as well
Now you know oh oh
Katy Perry’s my dream girl!
I could dress like Russell Brand, I hear wedding bells
Love the color of her hair and the way it smells
Found her tissue on the ground, it’s now on my shelf
You don't know oh oh
She could end up as my girl!
I just know that she’s crazy for me
When she sings “Thinking of You”, she’s thinking of me!
But then I woke up one morn, after one great dream*
Now I know oh oh
She’s meant to be my dream girl
Oh oh oh
She sings to me, I just know!
Oh oh oh
…why won’t she return my calls?
*Reference to another parody I wrote (indirectly) about Miss Perry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoeHH5AKgZ0
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Funny parody!
One can wonder how they would have react to "Bye Bye Bye".
See above, seriously! One thing I can promise you, it's gonna be me!
Hehe, that's funny, and a neat twist on the last verse for a dude's POV. See my "Backside Boys" for commentary on the boy bands that reunite too many years later!
(ABC) Well, that's what happens when love songs are written with no-one specific in mind. Fantastic parody, even if the emphasis was off in a few places. 555!
(ABC) Hilarious concept, perfect pacing, and goo rhyming. A nearly perfect parody, except for a few nit-picky things. The generational gap between teen Bieber fans and teen 'N Sync fans is pretty large. 'N Sync broke up in 2002, Bieber come on the scene in 2008. That six year sis huge when it comes to how fans react to pop starts. A 12 year old girl that would freak out over 'N Sync would be 18 when Bieber shows up. Highly doubtful she'll react the same. Other than that, I loved this!
Surprised that I never commented on this parody before. I know I read it a bunch of times. It's awesome.
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