At first I hated on 'em, I hated on 'em
Joked I wanted to punch 'em out
I picked on One Direction, on One Direction
'Cause their first single let me down
Sounded so douchey, it's still true
Now I feel like such a fool and a total douche
Said things so rude and sometimes crude
Woudn't say now that they rule, just alright

Was so lazy, lazy, lazy with each joke so du-umb
Followed the internet by sayin' they were junk
I rarely, rarely, rarely take the easy pu-unch
Cause I-I was so du-umb to-o say 1D sucked
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh (I said 1D sucked)
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah, I-I was so du-umb to-o say 1D sucked

Lumped them with Justin Bieber, with Justin Bieber
All squeaky twits with plastic smiles
Won't catch the latter's fever, can't catch his fever
But now the former seems alright, oh-oh-oh
Sometimes their music's kinda coo-ool
Light pop-rock sound? That'll do-o me just fine

No more lazy, lazy, lazy "Wrong Direction" pu-uns
Sometimes the writing's awkward, but that's how pop's done
I hate to, hate to, hate to make the easy pu-unch
Back the-en, was so du-umb to-o say 1D sucked
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh (once I sai-aid 1D sucked)
Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah, I-I was so du-umb to-o say 1D sucked

And he-ell, it's true I-I've
Got other boy band musi-ic, at least fi-i-ive (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
So I ca-an't say 1D sucks (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
When you ca-an say my shit sucks

It's a little hypocritical of me, that su-ucks
If I can love The Wanted, why not these five schmucks?
I'm takin', takin', takin' back my awful pu-u-uns
Cause I-I was so du-umb to-o say 1D sucked (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hate me, hate me, hate me as much as you wa-ant
Cause I apologise for bein' such a co-ock
Yes, I know, I know, I know that's a bit harsh, bu-ut
I wa-as still so du-u-u-u-umb to-o say 1D sucked

Always said, always said, always said 1D sucked (it was du-u-u-u-umb)
Called 'em shit, called 'em shit, called 'em shit and worse, bud
I regret, I regret, I regret all that junk
Yeah, I-I was so du-umb to-o say 1D sucked