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Song Parodies -> "World War 2 History"

Original Song Title:

"History"

Original Performer:

One Direction

Parody Song Title:

"World War 2 History"

Parody Written by:

E.S. Blofeld

The Lyrics

No more disarm'ment, invadin' the Rhine,
Germany conquers Poland, 1939,
Wermacht is going strong,
Singing Horst-Wessel Song,
Sieg Heil.

Britain didn't want another war,
Nazis are driving them straight off of France's shore,
Sailing back from Dunkirk,
Churchill will go to work,
Keep Calm.

Ought to be stud'ying World War 2 history,
We still have the memory, deadliest war ever seen,
You'll see me stud'ying World War 2 history,
Changed our world for good, so I feel we should,
Learn from it forever.

From the Atlantic, up to the skies,
The world held its breath and heard the soldiers' cries,
Axis and Allies fight,
Demonstrate modern might,
6 years.

Ought to be stud'ying World War 2 history,
We still have the memory, deadliest war ever seen,
You'll see me stud'ying World War 2 history,
Changed our world for good, so I feel we should,
Learn from it forever.

Normandy, Coral Sea,
Stalingrad, made the Russians mad,
So they're pushing west, British fight at Brest,
Aided by the U.S.
Then the truth came out 'bout the Holocaust,
And how millions of Jewish lives were lost,
Allies siege Berlin, bomb drop on Japan,
Ends September Nineteen-Forty Five!

Ought to be stud'ying World War 2 history,
We still have the memory, deadliest war ever seen,
You'll see me stud'ying World War 2 history,
Changed our world for good, so I feel we should,
Learn from it forever.
Ought to be stud'ying World War 2 history,
We still have the memory, deadliest war ever seen,
You'll see me stud'ying World War 2 history,
Changed our world for good, so I feel we should,
Learn from it forever.

Changed our world for good, so I feel we should,
Learn from it forever!

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Rob Arndt - May 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Sadly, no one has learned from WW2 with ISIS, the Islamonazis, nor of dictators that abuse their own people, of genocide, and Chinese and Russian ambitions. History is repeating itself before our eyes and the West is still trying failed diplomacy, appeasement, and inaction. 555!

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