-> "According To Jam"
Original Song Title:
"According To Him"
Original Performer:
Orianthi
Parody Song Title:
"According To Jam"
Parody Written by:
Maxwell Warawa
The Lyrics
According To Jam lyrics
its tasty
its funny
It can do anything right
According to jam its difficult
to be tasty
Forever changing my apperince
I'm a mess but no a pest
Can show up on time
Even if it would end my life
According to Jam
According to Jam
But according to him
I'm tasty, incredible
He can't get my flavor out of his mouth
According to him
I'm tasty ,irresistible
Everything he ever wanted
even with peanut butter
I don't feel like stopping it
So baby tell me what I got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not
According to you
According to you
I'm boring
I'm tasteless
You can't take me out of your clothes
According to you
you suck all the crums I leave behind
I'm the strawberry with the best taste span
You're the boy who puts up with it
According to you
According to you
But according to him
I'm beautiful,incredible
He can't get my taste out of his mouth
According to him
I'm tasty, irresistible
Everything he ever wanted
Everything for breakfast
I don't feel like stopping it
So baby tell me what’s your secret
He's into me for everything I'm not
According to jam
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