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Song Parodies -> "Sizzurp-Drinkin' Rapper"
Original Song Title:
"Oscar Mayer Bologna"
Original Performer:
Oscar Mayer Bologna Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Sizzurp-Drinkin' Rapper"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Lil Wayne was recently hospitalized for 6 days after a seizure which many claim was based on his preference for "sippin' syrup"- in this case "Sizzurp" which is slang for a codeine and promethazine laced cough syrup that is mixed with soda to kill the medicine taste. As an opiate it produces feelings of euphoria and rappers love the stuff b/c it helps them do certain rap "slowdown" styles. FYI
Oh, I'd love to be a Sizzurp-drinkin' rapper
Like Lil Wayne I'd truly like to be
'Cause if I were a Sizzurp-drinkin' rapper
I’d be high and feeling so woozy!
Yeah! A codeine-laced syrup drinkin' spree!
Oh, I'd love to be a Sizzurp-drinkin' rapper
Soda mix codeine-promethazine
'Cause if I were a Sizzurp-drinkin' rapper
I’d be in opiate ecstasy
“Sippin’ syrup” would make me feel giddy!!!
Like Lil Wayne I'd truly like to be
'Cause if I were a Sizzurp-drinkin' rapper
I’d be high and feeling so woozy!
Yeah! A codeine-laced syrup drinkin' spree!
Oh, I'd love to be a Sizzurp-drinkin' rapper
Soda mix codeine-promethazine
'Cause if I were a Sizzurp-drinkin' rapper
I’d be in opiate ecstasy
“Sippin’ syrup” would make me feel giddy!!!
Note: I'd like to see them re-create the German wonderdrug D.IX and rap ;-)
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Alas! Performance artists do the worst things to their bodies! :(
555 by the way isn't this set to the "Wiener" song (stop laughing!) not the "bologna" one?
Yeah J, I got 'em mixed up again when writing the OS title in the box!
Fun parody, well written
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