-> "Good Rhyme"
Original Song Title:
"Good Time"
Original Performer:
Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen
Parody Song Title:
"Good Rhyme"
The Lyrics
Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, that was not a good rhy-yme
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, so far from a good rhy-yme
That sucked, tryna find rhymes for "misled"
You stuck in "bewitch", why not "dread" instead?
Read up on Rhymezone 'fore you blo-ow more lines (hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
Cause that was not a good rhy-yme
Lyrics have to flow, but you plain don't care
You fling random words right into the air
Then pick what falls down, write 'em do-own, ain't right
Cause that can't give you good rhy-ymes
Look, "boring" does no-ot rhyme
With "artsy", get tha-at right
How is your pay so-o high?
I swear you don't even try to work out a good rhy-yme (whoo)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, that was not a good rhy-yme
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Come on, won't you even try to work out a good rhy-yme?
Good rhy-yme, good rhy-yme, so far from a good rhy-yme
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Blast my radio and I hear your shit
Can't rhyme "girl" with "sword", how are you so thick?
With each line, eyes roll round, write 'em do-own to find
If I can see a good rhy-yme
Man, "useless" does no-ot rhyme
With "faded", get tha-at right
"No-one cares" that's a-a lie
I do, I wish you would try to work out a good rhy-yme (whoo)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, that was not a good rhy-yme
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Are you just afraid to try to work out a good rhy-yme?
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, so far from a good rhy-yme
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Dictionaries you can buy to help with a good rhy-yme
Need a rhyme for "friend"? Don't use "dick", a good rhyme's "end"
Need a rhyme for "care"? Don't use "bore", a good rhyme's "fair"
Need a rhyme for "men"? Don't use "prim", a good rhyme's "ten"
All of these are good rhymes
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, that was not a good rhy-yme
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
The vowel sounds don't sound alike, can't say that's a good rhy-yme
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (rhy-yme's shi-i-it)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, so far from a good rhy-yme (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (rhy-yme's shi-i-it)
"It's an accent" I don't buy that, it's not a good rhy-yme
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, that was not a good rhy-yme
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
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