-> "The Diamond - Pt. I (Dumb)"
Original Song Title:
"The Island - Pt. I (Dawn)"
Parody Song Title:
"The Diamond - Pt. I (Dumb)"
The Lyrics
See that shine? It's the final one
For your MacGuffin hoard, there for the takin'
Such a prize, but give it a think
Is it worth it now? Take a look at it
Because I'm fairly sure
Middle of the room? Ain't right
Oh yes, I'm fairly sure
It's a trap in here tonight
That spotlight's a suspicious one
Since there's nothin' else in this room, my hunch
Is "a trap", fear won't be gone
'Cause this gem's gleamin', good sign, that's not
Am I the only one who sees
The lack of obstacles left, right or between
You and the huge diamond you crave?
Because to my eyes, that means you should escape
Listen, I'm fairly sure
This is too easy, alright
Come on, I'm fairly sure
If you take that, then you'll find
A lot of death is sure to come
Please don't be a dumbass, think hard for once
I look back, the deed is one
And look, there's Satan thrice cloned, well done
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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