-> "Fancy"
Original Song Title:
"Happy"
Parody Song Title:
"Fancy"
Parody Written by:
Sparki
The Lyrics
*Nancy*
Goin' to a tea party, gotta look my best.
Anyone seen my frilly pink dress?
(I got) kiddie barrettes that glow in the dark,
Both grownups and classmates say I dress with real spark
*JoJo*
Pretty!
*Nancy*
(Because I'm fancy)
I dance in place at the thought of a manicure or pedicure
(Because I'm fancy)
I sport cherry flavored lip pomade to keep my lips well-cared-for
(Because I'm fancy)
Wanna borrow a feather boa? I have about a hundred and four
(Because I'm fancy)
Beads and lace and rhinestone crystals are things that I just adore
I've got spangles all over my computer mouse (Ooh la la!)
If it's sparkly and gorgeous, it's in my wheelhouse (Ooh la la!)
I even like to talk in a fancy way (Mais oui)
you can have a sundae, I'd prefer a parfait
Here's why
(Because I'm fancy)
My idea of fun would be a trip to the beauty spa
(Because I'm fancy)
When I see something exquisite, I will shout out, "ooh la la!"
(Because I'm fancy)
Tried to give lessons in fanciness to my mama and sis and pa
(Because I'm fancy)
I will never say goodbye, I would rather say au revoir.
*Dad*
Don't you think you've got on too many sparkles?
*Nancy*
As if!
Sparkly things
get me goin'
sparkly things
put a gleam in my eye
sparkly things
get me goin'
sparkly things
get me goin'
I said (let me tell you now)
sparkly things
get me goin'
sparkly things
put a gleam in my eye
sparkly things
get me goin'
sparkly things
I said
(Because I'm fancy)
I've got party dresses in every color of the rainbow
(Because I'm fancy)
I've got necklaces, bracelets and ponytail fasteners that twinkle like moonglow
(Because I'm fancy)
I'm fancy inside out, I'm fancy from head to toe
(Because I'm fancy)
Just ask my best friend Bree or my little sister JoJo
(Because I'm fancy)
I'm the princess of pretty and pink, the empress of elegance
(Because I'm fancy)
Instead of goin' to Disneyland, I'd rather take a trip to France
(Because I'm fancy)
I've got iridescent lace trimming my underpants
(Because I'm fancy)
Fluffy tutus are one of the reasons I decided to study dance
*Mom*
I like your dress, Nancy
(fancy, fancy, fancy fancy)
Sparkly things
get me goin'
sparkly things
put a gleam in my eye
sparkly things
get me goin'
sparkly things
get me goin'
(Because I'm fancy)
I have a light-up name plaque in my room, so I can have my name in lights
(Because I'm fancy)
Even when I play softball, I wear a frilly dress and patterned tights
(Because I'm fancy)
At the park, when we go kite flying, I'm the one with glitter on my kites
(Because I'm fancy)
I spend my allowance on tea sets, feather fans and other such delights
(Because I'm fancy)
I dance in place at the thought of a manicure or pedicure
(Because I'm fancy)
I sport cherry flavored lip pomade to keep my lips well-cared-for
(Because I'm fancy)
Wanna borrow a feather boa? I have about a hundred and four
(Because I'm fancy)
Beads and lace and rhinestone crystals are things that I just adore
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