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Song Parodies -> "Puppy"
Original Song Title:
"Happy"
Original Performer:
Pharrell WIlliams
Parody Song Title:
"Puppy"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
“Puppy”, ©2017 by Michael W. McVey Parody of “Happy”, ©2014 by Pharrell Williams
A cute little puppy came to my door today
My kids in tears, “Daddy, can she stay?”
I’m in hot water now, wishing for a cat.
He’ll grow big, eat like a pig, but in spite of that….
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof.
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof.”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather keep a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
They promise me they’ll do this and that
They think I’ll like him as I would a cat
Well, I should probably warn them, he’ll grow real fast
Will they still love him with his cuteness past?
They say….
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather have a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
Puppy, please get down!
I told you, please get down!
I love you, too, but please get down!
I told you, please get down!
I said, please get down!
I told you, please get down!
I love you, too, but please get down!
I told you, please get down!
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather have a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather have a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
Puppy, please get down!
I told you, please get down!
I love you, too, but please get down!
I told you, please get down!
They said
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather have a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather have a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
My kids in tears, “Daddy, can she stay?”
I’m in hot water now, wishing for a cat.
He’ll grow big, eat like a pig, but in spite of that….
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof.
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof.”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather keep a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
They promise me they’ll do this and that
They think I’ll like him as I would a cat
Well, I should probably warn them, he’ll grow real fast
Will they still love him with his cuteness past?
They say….
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather have a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
Puppy, please get down!
I told you, please get down!
I love you, too, but please get down!
I told you, please get down!
I said, please get down!
I told you, please get down!
I love you, too, but please get down!
I told you, please get down!
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather have a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather have a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
Puppy, please get down!
I told you, please get down!
I love you, too, but please get down!
I told you, please get down!
They said
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather have a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
They wanna puppy,
They will be upset if I keep him up on the roof
They wanna puppy,
I will lie awake at night with the sound of it saying “woof”
They wanna puppy,
This is not what a cat person wants to do!
They wanna puppy,
I’d rather have a cow in the yard and hear it “moo”.
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