La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da

When I must drive, there are lots of bad parts
Lots of morons who should not have a car
There are billions of pains in my arse
Here is just one, turns each trip to a farce

Roundabouts suck
Roundabouts always make my heart start pounding faster
Roundabouts suck
Roundabouts are an invitation to disaster
Roundabouts suck
Roundabouts only bring good feelings in the after
When they are gone, over and done
Roundabouts suck

Do I go forth or hang and hold off?
Indicators are all clear as mud
I'm too patient for those up my butt
But I might be crushed by oncoming trucks, ho-oh-oh-ooh

Roundabouts suck
Roundabouts only get used by me and pure assholes
Roundabouts suck
Roundabouts force me into making really fast calls, oh-oh-oh-ooh
Roundabouts suck
Roundabouts turn my knuckles white because I grasp hold
Oh-oh, tighter than one should but I must
Roundabouts suck

Oh-oh-oh-ooh, roundabouts suck
Roundabouts make me wish there was a giant manhole
Sewers have muck, better there 'cause
Roundabouts suck

And I know you'll say "If they're such a pain
Just avoid 'em, just avoid 'em"
Sometimes I can't 'cause then the route's too long
Can't avoid 'em, can't avoid 'em
Even if I dodge them, they would still blow
'Cause they're awful, really awful
I know I'm not here alone
In these thoughts 'cause roundabouts suck

Roundabouts suck
Roundabouts only serve to make the drivers madder
Dude, roundabouts suck
Roundabouts are a free-for-all, that spells disaster
Ho-oh-oh-ooh, roundabouts suck
Roundabouts only get worse when you add more factors
Ho-oh, rain, fog and such, roadworks and crud
Roundabouts suck

Roundabouts suck, roundabouts suck
Roundabouts suck
Roundabouts suck, roundabouts suck
Roundabouts suck